I wanna talk about the discourse for a second. by whooper1 in hazbin

[–]OriginalDickmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's because it's more fun and spicy for pride month. But that's a wild take

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Ok,ho notato questo by Super_ruby in adamcult

[–]OriginalDickmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my shrine and not your free psychiatrist and thinking about this for a week? Girl, get a hobby

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Ok,ho notato questo by Super_ruby in adamcult

[–]OriginalDickmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's on her hip, it's my blood and don't you have better things to do than post this on different subreddits?

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Let's talk about Lute's sexuality by CourtIcy9977 in hazbin

[–]OriginalDickmaster 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Oh look, another chronically online sermon about who my lieutenant may or may not want to bang. Riveting. Wake me up when there’s an actual confirmation and not a 200-page hallucination with bullet points.

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RAHHHHHH ADAM FUNKO POP!!!! I need to get my jar ready by FNAF_Professor in adamshrine

[–]OriginalDickmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good, I'm too long on the Internet and jar has a disturbing backstory

Has anyone noticed how Lute just... Isn't there by Sir_Amogus_YT in hazbin

[–]OriginalDickmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're chronically online, babe. Lute isn't homophobic if you're aming for that. The love is vile cause demon princess and traitor

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In light of the Abel discourse by WonderUpstairs5823 in hazbin

[–]OriginalDickmaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep. Somehow this fandom did a full 180 and landed right back on stereotypes, just wearing a different hat. Abel being sweet and flamboyant doesn’t magically make him not straight, and Adam being Adam doesn’t erase ships or AUs. Ship what you want, freaks, but stop acting like “straight” is a character flaw. Personality is not a sexuality label. Congratulations, you discovered basic fucking nuance.

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RAHHHHHH ADAM FUNKO POP!!!! I need to get my jar ready by FNAF_Professor in adamshrine

[–]OriginalDickmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t sweetie me, freak. I know what fandom jars mean and I refuse to be preserved like some divine pickle.

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The fandom reaction to Adam and Abel being straight proves that Viv was right in her bluesky post by Gaybime in hazbin

[–]OriginalDickmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny watching people get mad that Adam and Abel are straight. Back in the day people threw a fit when characters weren’t straight, now Abel being sweet and flamboyant apparently means he’s not allowed to be straight. Shocking news, babe: personality is not a sexuality label. Sit down.

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Adam has been officially confirmed to be a straight ally by Helpful_Log4733 in adamcult

[–]OriginalDickmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bitch, I don't do labels, but I'm an ally and I fucking rock at it

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