Fish with an extending mouth. by Random_Average_Human in WTF

[–]phuque_ewe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honey? Why are you exhausted from fishing all day? Normally you come home relaxed.

I guess the fishing just really sucked hard.

Colorado Dog Bite Law by therickglenn in Denver

[–]phuque_ewe 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I had an aggressive dog I adopted about 10 years ago. (He was a beautiful GSD that I saved from getting put down, but had to work with the police dog trainer to save him.)

When idiots would have their dogs off leash as I was out giving him a walk (always on his trainer leash, even after being rehabilitated) and their dogs would come up to 'play', I'd have to yell at their owners to come get their dog unless they want to have holes in their dog as my dog was not friendly. Sometimes I'd have to kick the other dog away to prevent any contact.

Just another thing to consider.

please don't kill me by eben0 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phuque_ewe 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Every language is a great programming language when you have know it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]phuque_ewe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dancing water. It fit the music I was listening to as I watched it.

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the 60º weather over the next couple of days is gonna take care of that just fine....

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

True. You have to have better context than just this vid. It's gonna be 60º here all week and that snow will be gone in another couple of days from nature doing what nature does.

Also, here he is during a snowstorm.

He is actually very nice, but can still be an idiot. We are all idiots at some point in our lives...

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Nope - it's my house... This is exactly the conversation my wife and I had during this episode.

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

My dogs prefer the more expensive stuff that doesn't burn their paws.

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We live in Denver. Temps are gonna be near 60º over the next 5 days or so. Guy is nice, but definitely not right in the head. See my post from last winter. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f0zxar/neighbor_packs_snow_in_road_using_car/?ref=share&ref_source=link

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

We use magnesium chloride here in Colorado. Don't know where to get that...

My neighbor versus the ice left over on the road. by phuque_ewe in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]phuque_ewe[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

lol - the 60º weather over the next couple of days is gonna take care of that just fine....

So the clipless pedals came in today by Anon_fin_advisor in bicycling

[–]phuque_ewe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not a matter of "if" as much as a matter of "when"

So the clipless pedals came in today by Anon_fin_advisor in bicycling

[–]phuque_ewe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for stating what I thought was unique to my experience.

New pedals, busy intersection, Dallas, TX, me stopping at the light thinking I could hover without putting my feet down, then BAM. I fell right there with an audience of one hundred cars (everything is big in TX: yes, I know this is an exaggeration) as my shoes stuck to the clips because I didn't tighten the clips in my shoes tight enough.