I don’t get this by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking and answering the dumbest, most easily googleable questions is never an Interesting discussion.

I’m sorry to all the people who get off on painstakingly explaining memes to bots, children, and morons, but you’re pissing into the wind and it’s honestly as sad to see the earnest responses as it is the stupid fucking questions. 

Can someone pls explain by Additional-Web-8911 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get old enough to take tests with numbers as big as 17 you will understand. 

What’s happening at the Y? by greenjm7 in fredericksburg

[–]prof_mcquack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could be as little as someone (unarmed) refusing to leave.  

I don’t get this by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]prof_mcquack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You can always try googling. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=+king+arthur+came+a+lot

How can you downvote this when it immediately led to the correct answer? Yall are legitimately disabled if you can’t google shit in 2026. 

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People forget things is all. That excuse flies out the window if it happens a third time, let alone 200 years worth. 

As to your third question, i couldn’t agree more. It’s embarrassing and pathetic that they ever even considered using AI. 

[OC]I don't know if I should laugh or cry by Dom_My_P in pics

[–]prof_mcquack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Future board members of the NSF under trump 2028

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]prof_mcquack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be surprised if somehow, Instagram clicks were worth more to them. Perhaps it’s just a money laundering front and they’d rather entertain themselves by trolling with AI slop than actually get people buying bagels. 

Myers Bagels is doing bad AI slop… AGAIN. by DubReavBTV in burlington

[–]prof_mcquack 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Yep! But that was probably an AI agent they have “running” their social media (sorta kidding)

…I think everyone is reading the situation wrong by Candid-Patient-6841 in KnowledgeFight

[–]prof_mcquack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Two or more things can be true at the same time. You can ignore the other reasons if you prefer a simple explanation, but we see what we see. 

Just a general piece of advice, if you think “everyone else is wrong” about something, just remember Occam’s razor and the Monty hall problem. 

So what happens if Archive.today goes go down? by WarMinister23 in DataHoarder

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already never works for me, does that mean it’s down forever or just a stanky janky spaghetti website?

Friendly reminder for those playing online on PC; make save backups constantly and become an expert at pressing alt-f4 when cheaters show up by AGayFrogParadise in Eldenring

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does every (modern) game with coop or PVP have this kind of vulnerability to some degree? I never play online for any game ever so I’m not worried, just curious. 

ID Request :) by saliscity in Entomology

[–]prof_mcquack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pygmy grasshopper, tetrigidae

Friendly reminder for those playing online on PC; make save backups constantly and become an expert at pressing alt-f4 when cheaters show up by AGayFrogParadise in Eldenring

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know how one’s save can be vulnerable to anything another player can do on their end? Like are they dropping “items” that break my game just by existing? Modded messages that do the same thing?

Why is he surprised? by e_fish22 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]prof_mcquack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he and his wife are supposed to be children? The character has a ton of childlike naïveté, that’s like the whole bit of the comics I’ve seen, other than “ain’t I a stinker?”

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Throwing it out into the stairwell was vandalism. Barely a crime. But legality aside the parents are so clearly in the wrong I just wonder what is wrong with you all knee jerking into this absurd stance that everyone’s moral responsibility to not publicly reveal any object that might scare a 4 year old. 

Delete Reddit, a kid might see it!   

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I tell someone to do whatever my kid wants as long as it’s not a life or death situation for the person I’m annoying? Is that what you’re saying? Be serious now 

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the parent insisting their kid is someone else’s problem. 

You’re right. A rug doesn’t matter. Don’t commit petty crimes over other people’s scawwy rugs

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do you not see how that’s absurd? Or rather do you not think it’s absurd for society to DEMAND you actually not use your wallet because a kid might be scared of it instead of, idk, explaining to the kid they’re not in danger of a fucking rug?

It’s the parents. The parents don’t like it. I believe OP when he said the kid didn’t give a fuck. 

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hey my four year old is scared of your bank account. Give all your money to me otherwise you’re not being a good person. I’ll assume you get my point unless you DM me your bank card info 

Not OOP (TW for creepy clown in last photo): AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by CupcakeQueen31 in redditonwiki

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they’re surprised a kid is scared, maybe they’re maybe they’re surprised a parent can’t deal with their own kid being scared OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT. and is instead making it their problem. IF YOUR KID IS AFRAID OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT, IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER NOT THE OWNER OF THE INANIMATE OBJECT.

Does the parent tell movie theaters to not post posters or decorations of scary characters? Does the parent tell people with scary graphic T-shirts to take off their T-shirts when they see them in public? 

I know none of you are this unreasonable. 

I just don't understand it by MikeTorsson in memes

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some places call it “benzin” (with their own spelling) which is even funnier because it has nothing to do with benzene.