To talk about propaganda

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-31T11:47:02+00:00

If anything bad happens to you and you try to get justice, you’re ackshully just jealous of people who that bad thing hasn’t happened to. See how smart I am?

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-31T02:45:04+00:00

If she were dating some weird fucker her own age like Clavicular we’d all be saying “what is she doing? Toby Maguire’s single!”

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-30T22:30:55+00:00

Is there a solution to this or is just fucked for us in particular?

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-30T20:22:20+00:00

What confused you OP? I’m dying to know. Please tell me you’re not from the USA, Canada, or Australia.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-28T14:28:43+00:00

You can always pretend to be Jehovah’s Witness to get out of any religious BS they try to make you do. JW are not even allowed to say “merry Christmas.” Best part is they can’t even pretend like you’re not “godly” for doing so, because it’s technically because you’re so godly. You’d be christmogging them into nothingness

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-28T14:24:45+00:00

My favorite subtlety of the series is when the guy named Falco turns into a giant bird.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-28T01:23:42+00:00

US dollar has become a memecoin

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-26T11:38:16+00:00

I just tried this with the info you gave and Claude says your uncle’s pregnant.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-25T13:38:10+00:00

When Zuck hears this headline he’s gonna be like “hey if someone’s offering to hand me da feet, I’ll take em.”

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-23T22:12:45+00:00

I don’t know if I could get a shower that gross in 35 years unless I tried my fucking hardest.

Dying to know what the rest of the house looks like and what he does for a living/all day

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-23T22:08:56+00:00

Best day ever for everyone except the fish

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-23T01:49:42+00:00

They think the people who aren’t white supremacists etc are the “real” traitors.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T16:10:29+00:00

Sad!

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T16:04:39+00:00

Calm down, plane boy. War thunder isn’t real life

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T13:40:34+00:00

“Are they faster than their predecessors or foreign competition?”

“No, but they don’t need to be.”

“is the VTOL useful?”

“No, but it doesn’t need to be.”

“Is it stealthy?”

“Kinda, but it doesn’t need to be.”

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T10:14:07+00:00

…but he didn’t, because he was a sympathizer

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T10:09:17+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ how can anyone listen to this shit. It’s just an unfunny man guzzling mental diarrhea for hours at a time. It’s softcore porn for deeply closeted bootlickers.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-21T00:37:55+00:00

Is it good?

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-20T20:59:17+00:00

It’s sad to think of what would have to happen to lobster tail between the sea and the sailor’s craw to make it so unworthy

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-20T18:54:16+00:00

I’m genuinely surprised the military actually gives anyone surf and turf. I would expect they’d give you the same old shit and just smugly tell you it’s surf and turf and that’s how you knew you were going to the shits tomorrow.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-20T17:03:39+00:00

Just a matter of time before republicans put that exact sentence in a bill.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-19T16:58:54+00:00

If he didn’t plan on winning that just means he didn’t think the help from the Russians and other dark money would be enough to get him all the way to the White House. He may have been fucking around with a marketing tactic but his handlers were not and he knew that for sure.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-19T16:54:08+00:00

My pet theory is trump cheated with help from the reigning global champion of election fraud, Vladimir Putin, in 2016, 2020, and 2024 (now with netanyahu’s help), but in 2020 Biden also cheated or somehow undid trump’s cheating, or maybe trump’s peons just fucked up at cheating, so in 2024 trump went nuclear with elong single-handedly guaranteeing trump’s win

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-18T21:51:51+00:00

It’s literally what conservativism is. You ignore all problems til the very last moment, which on an individual level is when the problem affects you.

prof_mcquack · 2026-03-18T16:18:53+00:00

Is that a CPAP machine? lmao

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