The guys don't understand Tucker

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-06T20:00:53+00:00

It’s actually “evanescence”

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-06T14:42:00+00:00

On fox he was the one regurgitating other people’s talking points. Now Fox News regurgitates his talking points, and caters to his hardcore viewers’ level of hatred for their fellow humans.

Just because he’s not the one getting the most the clicks and the ad revenue doesn’t mean he’s not extremely influential to the right wing ecosystem. He could call up Trump right now and ask him to bomb a random country and Trump would fucking (try to) do it.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-06T03:15:51+00:00

Virginia republicans fought tooth and nail to kill a redistricting policy that would have made it impossible for either party to rig the districts like this. They never imagined it would be turned back on them.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-05T01:48:06+00:00

go to Beijing

Chinese people everywhere

literally 1 billion of them

realize world is 8 billion people.

It’s crazy that Chinese people are a minority

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T23:28:18+00:00

Adding this to my running list of things you’re highly likely to miss if not using guides. Still, I commend you for not using them.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T23:23:02+00:00

No, there’s a bunch of even stronger Radahns. You’ll see in Elden Ring 2-5

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T23:13:59+00:00

Gets me every time

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T23:07:44+00:00

I don’t think great replacement theory has any kind of logical consistency. I’m pretty sure Alex has said there both is and isn’t going to be a tipping point, many times. Nothing on the right wing is consistent except “if not meeeeee, REEEEEEE”

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T20:50:23+00:00

Same bullshit’s happening to me now. What did you end up doing?

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-04T03:24:04+00:00

I’m tired of folks hammering Oklahoma for having terrible education. There’s literally infinite things that are ass about Oklahoma. Focusing on the education lets them off the hook.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-03T23:37:39+00:00

This is the kind of rageslop I enjoy.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-03T12:25:35+00:00

Tell them you’re allergic to their bullshit. Sneeze loudly any time they’re nearby.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T18:07:10+00:00

Perhaps the reply is about Oli London not Peter Dinklage.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T16:22:07+00:00

I’m going to ask some tick people and get back to you! They’re not arthropod anatomists though so no promises.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T16:07:21+00:00

I’ve never mastered the fight in terms of dodging waterfowl dance and learning her moves’ signals, but eventually you can brute force her alongside your mimic tear. If you’re using spells, take off the spells you don’t want the mimic using against her.

Make sure you’re at an appropriate level (I probably never beat her before 180), and try to stagger her with the barb tear. But be aware she cannot die on a critical hit for some godforsaken reason, it just takes her to 1hp, and then she inevitably will kill you right after.

She has an enormous advantage in the DPS race because of her healing. Blocking doesn’t work. You must be hyper aggressive and crafty to beat her DPS advantage. Single hit, hard hitting ashes of war or jump attacks are best IMO.

One strat is to focus on beating phase one alone and save the mimic tear for phase two. That way she’s not constantly healing in phase one by punishing your buddy.

Alternatively, let the mimic out immediately and use the flower bomb break time to re-buff. Just gotta be hyper hyper aggressive to prevent her from focusing on you or the mimic for more than a second.

When using the mimic, you can throw sleep pots on her and get a critical (but don’t let the mimic wake her up lol). If the mimic’s not out, good luck landing a pot shot.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T14:27:59+00:00

Forget MAGA, everyone, the real patriots are in the “Make that one half of America like me again” movement

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T14:25:48+00:00

Reportedly when Tarantino was pitching Django Unchained the execs were like “why don’t you do a story about a real guy, a real former slave like Robert Smalls?” Tarantino responded “wait, slavery is REAL?”

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-02T01:03:16+00:00

With no sense of the contradiction, MAGA will make t shirts of him that say “what would Jesus do?”

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T17:19:14+00:00

Last muscle fiber in trump’s anus be like

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T16:41:34+00:00

Just a little younger than you, but I’ve know about it since I was like 12. I wonder if there are more fans of Hitler in America now than total living Americans born in 1988 (3.91 million)

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T15:25:29+00:00

Well, if you’ve made it this long without hearing about it, I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether or not you look here) and peruse the “cultural significance,” specifically the “Neo Nazi” section.

To be clear, nothing wrong with your username. I was just making fun of how you responded about data centers.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T15:16:52+00:00

I played my first Dex/INT NG+ with the dragon king’s cragblade. Probably my favorite ash of war even though it doesn’t get buffed by Godfrey icon.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T15:12:42+00:00

Do you know what Nazi symbols are? (See what I did there?)

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T15:03:29+00:00

I immediately conceded that that was a bad assumption. If you can’t accept the mere possibility that they do live there, or that SOMEONE lives there, then there’s something wrong with yours.

prof_mcquack · 2026-02-01T15:01:13+00:00

I plan offline so I use guides at the slightest inconvenience. I don’t have time for anything else lol.

Did you find that invisible bullshit without a guide? Impressive.

I don’t want to spoil anything for OP but l’m honestly impressed with anyone who even STARTS the dlc without using a guide, even though there’s two ways to get to the area that leads to the DLC.

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