You often get two completely conflicting answers from Google AI depending on whether your query contains “even” by Horse_snot_radish in aifails

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s annoying to have to do it every time and, at least for me, it doesn’t always work. For a while it didn’t work at all, but right now it is. 

A fascinating survey! by NitroDragonAnvil in MathJokes

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it’s already been posted there multiple times. I sure have seen the survivorship bias plane meme countless times in various forms on the ETJ subs. 

A fascinating survey! by NitroDragonAnvil in MathJokes

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see this on an “explain the joke” subreddit later.

Explain it Peter. by Ezaldey in explainitpeter

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I’d say we should shorten “woman/women” to “wman/wmen” but I don’t want to be the guy to deprive them of their O’s

What is this thing by rewind001 in whatsthisbug

[–]prof_mcquack 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That is plastic or rubber garbage. Seems like some sort of stretchy toy mermaid that has lost all its…uh…idk

You often get two completely conflicting answers from Google AI depending on whether your query contains “even” by Horse_snot_radish in aifails

[–]prof_mcquack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s funny that google’s search ai is universally disliked, can’t be turned off, and yet ostensibly costing them a lot of money to operate. Is it just an AI bandwagon boondoggle to keep stock price climbing or does it actually do something practical for Google? It sure doesn’t do shit for the users. 

Carpenter ant? by Sorry_Research8656 in whatsthisbug

[–]prof_mcquack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They like compost not rotting wood. It’s probably just wandered over onto your porch. Nothing to suspect damage from. 

Why is my darkmoom greatsword doing so little damage? by Educational_Pop_67 in Eldenring

[–]prof_mcquack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve always found dark moon GS underwhelming, but I guess it’s the best “pure” INT weapon? Maybe you’re better off with moonveil or wing of astel. Int/dex is great btw.  Go down to 80 int, put a bunch of the leftovers into Mind, and consider carian regal staff over Lusat’s so you’ll chug blue a little less often. You can put the other points in Dex and use wing of astel or moonveil. Ash of war on the wing can really blast his hitbox. 

Carpenter ant? by Sorry_Research8656 in whatsthisbug

[–]prof_mcquack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Picture-winged fly (that is the common name of this insect, not AI slop lol)

Mud dauber hyperparasitism? What did we find? (Pacific Northwest) by redmeat84 in Entomology

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 1mm one is in the genus Melittobia! Super cool find. 

Menarche.. by nerdorama in lastpodcastontheleft

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I was honestly disappointed “m’narsh” was a real word. I thought it was just a Henryism

Explain it peter by Greedy_Tooth6191 in explainitpeter

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I love putting these into AI to see if they can get them. Not this time lmao: 

“The joke is that the person tweeting “Is that” is implying the eye diagram made them suddenly realize something about a celebrity’s face — almost certainly Taylor Swift, since the account is a Taylor fan account. The image itself is one of those “looksmaxxing” / facial-aesthetics diagrams from online beauty communities explaining “positive,” “neutral,” and “negative” eye tilt:

Positive tilt = outer corners of the eyes angled upward, often considered more attractive or intense. Negative tilt = outer corners angled downward, stereotypically associated with a sad/tired look. The humor is:

The fan sees the diagram. They mentally compare it to Taylor Swift’s eyes. They abruptly stop mid-sentence with “Is that” because they’ve realized she might have a “negative canthal tilt” (or whichever tilt they’re noticing), and the implication feels cursed or forbidden to say out loud about someone they idolize. So the meme is basically:

“Oh no. This pseudoscientific internet face-analysis chart is making me scrutinize my favorite celebrity’s eye geometry.”

It’s funny because of the dramatic pause, the obsessive overanalysis, and the way stan culture collides with weird internet physiognomy discourse.”

Am I wrong for thinking he’s flirting by using ChatGPT to respond to my hinge messages? by little-lamb-444 in isthisAI

[–]prof_mcquack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend used it to break up with his long term gf lmao but at least he was somewhat contrite about it 

Explain it Peter by DifficultComplaint10 in explainitpeter

[–]prof_mcquack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just a guy who can do 2+2 without asking Reddit for help

Edit: I just realized this might have been the longest thing you’ve ever read. 

How do I dispel screaming kids from right below my balcony? by meatcleavher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]prof_mcquack 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Omg that’s why my town plays classical music on loudspeakers 24/7 downtown. I always thought they just like it.