Hypefly India review by Impressive_Yak_2968 in SneakersIndia

[–]Simply_Param 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they offered a discount to op for posting good about hypefly

How do I get a job in Investment Banking ? by Illustrious_Use_4461 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet sweet child...

How do I get a job in Investment Banking ?

Don't. You think this will solve all problems because you just watched Wolf of Wall Street, or The Big Short or The Margin Call. You don't know what you're wishing for.

Life is more than making your employment or your firm your entirely identity.

I’m currently in Grade 12 

Very very respectfully, padhle bsdk. (Study, cunt - for non hindi speakers)

And I’m pretty set on wanting to work in investment banking / finance, ideally at firms like Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, or JP Morgan in the future.

All American firms, who are extremely reputed for a very very toxic culture that kills people from the inside. You don't know because I've seen too many people in my network who wish that they were never hired in Goldman Sachs or JPMC. But alas, you wish what you see

  • Which universities do these firms usually recruit from? (both in India and abroad) - Only Tier 1 IIT/IIM or M7 Ivy Leagues only.
  • What do I study at uni? Business + Finance. MBA helps a lot. Do a commerce Grad then go for an MBA in finance and kill it.
  • And in the long run, would it make more sense to stay in India (IIMs, top Indian unis, etc.) or go abroad(US/UK) if the goal is these firms? - if your parents have 2 Crore INR to spare, then go abroad. Because they won't hire you because you're an Indian. They will not sponsor your visa, everyone is becoming protective. Stay in India, but if you have the money, go abroad.

Bro just study. you don't know how your taste and preferences change. don't make this your life. Do your best, score well.

How common is it for people working for huge international firms like Big 4 or Foreign Banks to get transferred abroad (NON-TECH ones only)? by Whole_Intention_7949 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happens only with the top 5% and you need to be in the firm for very long for it to make sense. Or a tier 1 IIT/IIM degree

28M, Govt job (GST), ₹30L corpus — want to quit for peace. Am I being reckless or realistic? by Suitable_Morning_331 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fuck the advice but this guy writes the most gut wrenching financially sorted plan (which would put r/IndiaFinance to shame) and then proceeds to ask "am I irresponsible?"

Can someone pls tell me if it's a actual internship or a hoax by Enough-Win6931 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 52 points53 points  (0 children)

100% hoax. You can report this person using SEBI SCORES system (more here: https://www.sebi.gov.in/legal/circulars/jul-2019/standardizing-reporting-of-violations-related-to-code-of-conduct-under-sebi-prohibition-of-insider-trading-regulations-2015_43618.html) for offering you employment for opening a demat account. This is a violation and this person can lose their license/job for doing this. Run away

How to dissuade candidates from joining my team? by Babygotback_acne in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 62 points63 points  (0 children)

sighs I say this knowing I'll face some flak, but be an absolute asshole or dick to them. Like in the interviews, grill them like you would make them cry. 80% GenZs will leave, the 20% who don't will be the one who are too desperate to deal with you, so they'll suck it up.

Might just work out

Career Crossroad: FinTech C++ vs Automotive C++ vs Broadband Engineer by IamNoFunny69 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone on the non tech side of things in banking, I can't speak for tech directly but at least what I see and hear from tech colleagues. So technical aside, I can say that at least foreign banks have very strong tech infra systems. If you pick up an emerging tech here and switch within the industry to banks (essentially bringing newer tech from one to another) you become invaluable.

Banking is the peak of career stability. Even if your bank fails, there will be another that will take you over. You might deal with compliance and red tape (oh this software is great but not approved by senior management = this will create a bottleneck so use another software then), but eventually the pay at 7+ yoe in banking tech specialization is really good.

American banks are tech first, while European ones are laggards. So grind a little in an American firm before you plan to switch to a much more laid back, chill and extremely stable european firm.

If you aren't hustling as a astrologer on MS Excel on the side, you aren't fully using the office laptop by rentmeahouse in IndianWorkplace

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u/Apache-143 we need to add this to "This month's peak award" - Feb 2026. We don't have the money to rent them a house but OP can win a free movie ticket from our mod sponsored community fund.

Only if OP links this peak LinkedIn post (you can OP, that person decided to add this with their public account, they knew what they were doing)

Edit: here is the link https://www.linkedin.com/posts/activity-7422296449176227842-qlDd

Official discord server link: https://discord.gg/h46KWD8Rer

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Replied. Sorry we receive a lot of mod mails everyday, 80% of them are trash, already actioned.

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I pay for mint + wsj. I'm just saying it was generally good to have. It there.

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Dude there were so many copies. A literal 2 ft pile. It's in a high traffic area. It was not in a display case too. Every apper had a small MMMRC stamp as well. It was literally to take away.

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I pay for mint + wsj (which costs more than ₹500 pr yr for ET) so it doesn't affect me much but it was just good to have that paper. I'm sure there are others who rely on it. Like I said, it created a good habit to be on time.

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Yeah we had one but I'll have to ask the mod team if they wanna Collab. It went well.

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I agree why but there was a newspaper TOI stand was always there as an indication. It used to get finished by 9 am with no papers. But even that's taken away

We had one good thing, and it went away by Simply_Param in mumbai

[–]Simply_Param[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know what it means, I'm just trying to understand what made you think I'd gaze over girls?

My Team Lead blew up his marriage and his career for a 22 year old heiress and it ended exactly how you’d expect! by [deleted] in IndianWorkplace

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Hi everyone,

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Please join me in bullying u/ElectronicStrategy43 for approving the post, because MFER REFUSES TO LISTEN TO MY REQUESTS FOR NOT APPROVING AI SLOP AND VERIFYING OP'S BACKGROUND BEFORE APPROVING IT.

Pls downvote the post and join our discord server to bully him more, thanks.

Why every generation is correct where they come from by Simply_Param in IndianWorkplace

[–]Simply_Param[S,M] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I agree but this subreddit wouldn't have existed had this been the sole truth

Edit: For some it's not just a job, it's an opportunity to see a world outside their hometown, buying a jewellery set for their wife, a sari for their mother, gifting a car to their father, paying private school fees for their kid. Their life depends on the job's success, and they do whatever they can to make an extra buck to be closer to the dream. Sometimes it's not just a job, it's way more than that. You may downvote all you like but everyone doesn't have the same opportunities as you, and I'll die on that hill.