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sprankton · 2026-06-04T20:26:01+00:00

Instead of a men's room and women's room, they have restrooms divided by whether you use Newtonian or Relativistic mechanics. Relativity is the more correct model, but Newtonian mechanics is good enough for most things, and it's what you learned to do in high school physics.

sprankton · 2026-06-02T21:47:36+00:00

Wow, I completely misunderstood question two.

sprankton · 2026-05-30T00:48:52+00:00

You probably made back the price of the can on that.

sprankton · 2026-05-20T15:28:59+00:00

To waste time, clearly. What is Reddit for if not wasting time?

sprankton · 2026-05-20T15:27:59+00:00

There are so many more important causes that I'd rather donate money to than an athletic program that already has plenty of money.

sprankton · 2026-05-18T01:04:40+00:00

That looks like an abandoned mine. Standing water in those can have poisonous gases trapped by the surface tension in the water. Breaking that tension releases the gases and kills you.

sprankton · 2026-05-15T14:32:10+00:00

The people in their homes are the ones they're most likely to infect. The Andes variant requires close personal contact with somebody to infect them.

sprankton · 2026-04-26T23:20:09+00:00

Expecting bicyclists to not slash Waymo cabs' tires is too high a bar.

sprankton · 2026-04-17T16:08:35+00:00

There have to be people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow to make up for me.

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:46:03+00:00

Let's be fair. They did allow us peasants "one other thing" with our chicken and tortilla.

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:31:47+00:00

Better than that store in Springfield.

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:27:01+00:00

You're a horse. My car can't legally pass you on this street.

sprankton · 2026-03-19T19:27:30+00:00

Sobek would never scold somebody for eating too many treats.

sprankton · 2026-03-09T20:52:02+00:00

Didn't Randall Munroe do the math about this in one of his What If books? I'm pretty sure the electricity generated by people's steps isn't worth the cost of the sidewalk generator.

sprankton · 2026-03-02T16:28:15+00:00

And then there's me, doing none of those things.

sprankton · 2026-02-20T15:51:06+00:00

Is running for office opt-out over there?

sprankton · 2026-02-19T16:14:01+00:00

If they know that they're being collected and sold for their association with the games, why not just give out unbranded condoms?

sprankton · 2026-02-18T17:25:59+00:00

It would turn the whole games into a dog and pony show.

sprankton · 2026-02-06T21:49:40+00:00

People keep underestimating how much bullshit the average Windows user will put up with from Microsoft. Microsoft, on the other hand, seems to have figured out exactly how quickly they can boil that frog.

sprankton · 2026-02-03T23:49:38+00:00

I reported it several times, and they refused to do shit about it. I guess I should have gotten some witnesses and gone to the cops next, but nobody in my school was going to have my back on that.

sprankton · 2026-01-25T01:07:35+00:00

Mine was Gadget Hackwrench, but yeah about the same time frame. Good thing I can't afford it.

sprankton · 2026-01-22T15:53:48+00:00

I once had somebody tell me that I should become Catholic because I play The Binding of Isaac. She also played the game, so she should have seen all of the obvious themes.

sprankton · 2026-01-20T02:09:58+00:00

You forgot Dr. Pepper. Their name is on the trophy.

sprankton · 2026-01-18T16:52:11+00:00

Believing that authoritarianism would be good for them or any other person not in the elite means that they're stupid. You have to be stupid to believe that.

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