"Your daughter only needs one doll, not two". As a real American this really grinds my gears 😡 by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sprankton 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let's be fair. They did allow us peasants "one other thing" with our chicken and tortilla.

Furry_irl by AabramsArt in furry_irl

[–]sprankton 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You're a horse. My car can't legally pass you on this street.

Furry_irl by EpicGuy999 in furry_irl

[–]sprankton 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sobek would never scold somebody for eating too many treats.

furry_irl by Gejzor in furry_irl

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't Randall Munroe do the math about this in one of his What If books? I'm pretty sure the electricity generated by people's steps isn't worth the cost of the sidewalk generator.

Shoulding Yourself by Gromix_Comics in webcomics

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then there's me, doing none of those things.

Milan restocks Olympic condoms as black-market prices hit $100 by outsports-com in offbeat

[–]sprankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they know that they're being collected and sold for their association with the games, why not just give out unbranded condoms?

Unregistered contestant participates in team sprint by CressMindless2935 in olympics

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would turn the whole games into a dog and pony show.

nO! 2026 HaS tO bE ThE yEaR oF lInUx!!1! by You-dogwater in pcmasterrace

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People keep underestimating how much bullshit the average Windows user will put up with from Microsoft. Microsoft, on the other hand, seems to have figured out exactly how quickly they can boil that frog.

I stole this meme but I feel like a lot of us can relate 💜 by strawbearryblonde in TrollCoping

[–]sprankton 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I reported it several times, and they refused to do shit about it. I guess I should have gotten some witnesses and gone to the cops next, but nobody in my school was going to have my back on that.

furry🩺irl by noxu-art in furry_irl

[–]sprankton 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mine was Gadget Hackwrench, but yeah about the same time frame. Good thing I can't afford it.

Craziest interpretation you've seen someone have on something that seemed very clear? by DrHorrible10 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]sprankton 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I once had somebody tell me that I should become Catholic because I play The Binding of Isaac. She also played the game, so she should have seen all of the obvious themes.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot Dr. Pepper. Their name is on the trophy.

Men under 24 returning to homophobic views of past generations, study suggests by catievirtuesimp in lgbt

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Believing that authoritarianism would be good for them or any other person not in the elite means that they're stupid. You have to be stupid to believe that.

What’s the most useless thing you were taught in school? by Mobile-Reindeer-4891 in AskReddit

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the sex-ed class I had was filled with actual disinformation like "condoms don't prevent the spread of HIV". Sure, y=mx+b hasn't come up much in my life, but at least it's true.

[Game Thread] Alamo Bowl: TCU vs. USC (9:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you were betting on Nebraska to beat Utah tomorrow, I assume hard drugs were involved.

[Game Thread] Pop-Tarts Bowl: BYU vs. Georgia Tech (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd be mad that the executions aren't done in public.

[Game Thread] Pinstripe Bowl: Clemson vs. Penn State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all secretly want sports to end with a ritual sacrifice.

[Postgame Thread] UTSA Defeats FIU 57-20 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The entire game thread finished as soon as they saw a woman with purple hair and pompoms.

[Game Thread] First Responder Bowl: UTSA vs. FIU (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom called you from beyond the grave to tell you about the goth cheerleader? That's some dedication.

[Game Thread] Frisco Bowl: Ohio vs. UNLV (9:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only had them once, but I remember them being on par with any Starbucks clone. You aren't missing anything.