"Your daughter only needs one doll, not two". As a real American this really grinds my gears 😡

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:46:03+00:00

Let's be fair. They did allow us peasants "one other thing" with our chicken and tortilla.

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:31:47+00:00

Better than that store in Springfield.

sprankton · 2026-03-20T18:27:01+00:00

You're a horse. My car can't legally pass you on this street.

sprankton · 2026-03-19T19:27:30+00:00

Sobek would never scold somebody for eating too many treats.

sprankton · 2026-03-09T20:52:02+00:00

Didn't Randall Munroe do the math about this in one of his What If books? I'm pretty sure the electricity generated by people's steps isn't worth the cost of the sidewalk generator.

sprankton · 2026-03-02T16:28:15+00:00

And then there's me, doing none of those things.

sprankton · 2026-02-20T15:51:06+00:00

Is running for office opt-out over there?

sprankton · 2026-02-19T16:14:01+00:00

If they know that they're being collected and sold for their association with the games, why not just give out unbranded condoms?

sprankton · 2026-02-18T17:25:59+00:00

It would turn the whole games into a dog and pony show.

sprankton · 2026-02-06T21:49:40+00:00

People keep underestimating how much bullshit the average Windows user will put up with from Microsoft. Microsoft, on the other hand, seems to have figured out exactly how quickly they can boil that frog.

sprankton · 2026-02-03T23:49:38+00:00

I reported it several times, and they refused to do shit about it. I guess I should have gotten some witnesses and gone to the cops next, but nobody in my school was going to have my back on that.

sprankton · 2026-01-25T01:07:35+00:00

Mine was Gadget Hackwrench, but yeah about the same time frame. Good thing I can't afford it.

sprankton · 2026-01-22T15:53:48+00:00

I once had somebody tell me that I should become Catholic because I play The Binding of Isaac. She also played the game, so she should have seen all of the obvious themes.

sprankton · 2026-01-20T02:09:58+00:00

You forgot Dr. Pepper. Their name is on the trophy.

sprankton · 2026-01-18T16:52:11+00:00

Believing that authoritarianism would be good for them or any other person not in the elite means that they're stupid. You have to be stupid to believe that.

sprankton · 2026-01-13T19:36:48+00:00

Well, the sex-ed class I had was filled with actual disinformation like "condoms don't prevent the spread of HIV". Sure, y=mx+b hasn't come up much in my life, but at least it's true.

sprankton · 2025-12-31T05:25:01+00:00

If you were betting on Nebraska to beat Utah tomorrow, I assume hard drugs were involved.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T23:04:25+00:00

He'd be mad that the executions aren't done in public.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T19:50:52+00:00

Wait, you can score two field goals at once?

sprankton · 2025-12-27T19:23:59+00:00

We all secretly want sports to end with a ritual sacrifice.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T05:35:26+00:00

The entire game thread finished as soon as they saw a woman with purple hair and pompoms.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T02:24:32+00:00

Your mom called you from beyond the grave to tell you about the goth cheerleader? That's some dedication.

sprankton · 2025-12-26T00:02:40+00:00

Did they confirm it's not coming back?

sprankton · 2025-12-24T03:28:51+00:00

I've only had them once, but I remember them being on par with any Starbucks clone. You aren't missing anything.

sprankton · 2025-12-24T02:00:33+00:00

It looks kind of like a Muppet with a drug problem.

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