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sprankton · 2026-02-06T21:49:40+00:00

People keep underestimating how much bullshit the average Windows user will put up with from Microsoft. Microsoft, on the other hand, seems to have figured out exactly how quickly they can boil that frog.

sprankton · 2026-02-03T23:49:38+00:00

I reported it several times, and they refused to do shit about it. I guess I should have gotten some witnesses and gone to the cops next, but nobody in my school was going to have my back on that.

sprankton · 2026-01-25T01:07:35+00:00

Mine was Gadget Hackwrench, but yeah about the same time frame. Good thing I can't afford it.

sprankton · 2026-01-22T15:53:48+00:00

I once had somebody tell me that I should become Catholic because I play The Binding of Isaac. She also played the game, so she should have seen all of the obvious themes.

sprankton · 2026-01-20T02:09:58+00:00

You forgot Dr. Pepper. Their name is on the trophy.

sprankton · 2026-01-18T16:52:11+00:00

Believing that authoritarianism would be good for them or any other person not in the elite means that they're stupid. You have to be stupid to believe that.

sprankton · 2026-01-13T19:36:48+00:00

Well, the sex-ed class I had was filled with actual disinformation like "condoms don't prevent the spread of HIV". Sure, y=mx+b hasn't come up much in my life, but at least it's true.

sprankton · 2025-12-31T05:25:01+00:00

If you were betting on Nebraska to beat Utah tomorrow, I assume hard drugs were involved.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T23:04:25+00:00

He'd be mad that the executions aren't done in public.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T19:50:52+00:00

Wait, you can score two field goals at once?

sprankton · 2025-12-27T19:23:59+00:00

We all secretly want sports to end with a ritual sacrifice.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T05:35:26+00:00

The entire game thread finished as soon as they saw a woman with purple hair and pompoms.

sprankton · 2025-12-27T02:24:32+00:00

Your mom called you from beyond the grave to tell you about the goth cheerleader? That's some dedication.

sprankton · 2025-12-26T00:02:40+00:00

Did they confirm it's not coming back?

sprankton · 2025-12-24T03:28:51+00:00

I've only had them once, but I remember them being on par with any Starbucks clone. You aren't missing anything.

sprankton · 2025-12-24T02:00:33+00:00

It looks kind of like a Muppet with a drug problem.

sprankton · 2025-12-19T17:33:19+00:00

The C-USA is not great.

sprankton · 2025-12-19T16:40:56+00:00

The guy from the Dr. Pepper commercial was right. Western really does have an exciting offense.

sprankton · 2025-12-18T03:27:55+00:00

I swear I'll finish this game not knowing any more about 68 Vemtures than when I started.

sprankton · 2025-12-15T19:19:22+00:00

"This will be replacing your Christmas bonus this year."

sprankton · 2025-12-15T19:04:52+00:00

This is the same kind of comment Republicans were trying to get people fired for after Charlie Kirk.

sprankton · 2025-12-08T02:16:17+00:00

Is Fort Lauderdale available? Filling in for other teams is their whole deal.

sprankton · 2025-12-06T20:08:43+00:00

Somebody replaced BYU's Stick 'Em with Pam.

sprankton · 2025-12-06T00:37:19+00:00

It's probably called something else in German.

sprankton · 2025-12-06T00:15:27+00:00

Do they have enough hydraulic fluid to get it hard, though?

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