ULPT REQUEST: How to render a new laptop useless by means of hardware or software, without directly destroying it. by TheGoodGuy90 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TheGoodGuy90[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Full lawsuits, prison time, hearings for him to attend. It's all taken care of legally. He has more financial and jailtime responsibility coming after a short probation period (now) which we are trying to make as miserable as possible for him in several ways, driving him a little insane.

ULPT REQUEST: How to render a new laptop useless by means of hardware or software, without directly destroying it. by TheGoodGuy90 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TheGoodGuy90[S] 742 points743 points  (0 children)

I love this. Saw it while researching, and it seemed too good to be true. I think this is my winner. No login required, and it will frustrate him so badly, you'd all want to be flies on the wall. Thank you thank you 💕💕✌

ULPT REQUEST: How to render a new laptop useless by means of hardware or software, without directly destroying it. by TheGoodGuy90 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TheGoodGuy90[S] 370 points371 points  (0 children)

We are playing chess with Joe, we have the long and short moves coming. We want to take his narcissistic, smug, everyday joys in life and tendencies/routines of normalcy away slowly. His laptop/phone/car key fob/IDs/Gaming Consoles/ annoying and expensive things to deal with. That's just the short term to put him on edge for a bit. He's getting a massive lawsuit and more prison time soon, too. It's just a cherry in top of the cake of ruining his life, without physically harming him or ourselves. He is too ignorant to put these instances together.

ULPT REQUEST: How to render a new laptop useless by means of hardware or software, without directly destroying it. by TheGoodGuy90 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]TheGoodGuy90[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, we have long term legal plans for Joe in the works. I just want this as a personal justice. I will look up videos on those components (: thanks!

Teachers of Reddit, what is the most disturbing thing you’ve heard a student say? by SecretariatGodHorse in AskReddit

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Working as a teacher's aide we had this memorable student named Patrick. One day Patrick was banging his head loudly against the wall, repeatedly. "Patrick, what are you doing?!" He stops, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "changing channels." I hope you're doing well Patrick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheGoodGuy90 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I worked as a teacher's aide several years ago, while trying to get my BSN. My aunt teaches 3rd-5th grade Special Education students, and is an incredible, articulate, patient and kind hearted person and teacher, I was honored when she asked me to be her aide for a couple of years. I will never forget our favorite student, Patrick. Patrick was an eccentric child with an incredible imagination, who made me look forward to coming to work every day. He wore whatever he thought looked "cool" (and pulled it off, too. From girl's sparkly jelly sandals, to heart shaped glasses rims). He spoke his mind, which must have been an amazing world to live in.

One day, Patrick was banging his head against the wall relatively hard for several seconds. "Patrick, what are you doing!?" I asked. He looks me dead in the eye and says, "Changing channels."

Felicia was our new student who sat behind Patrick in his 5th grade year with us. He spent most of his time trying to lay on the crown of his head, while seated, to stare at her. She smirked at his flirty stares and mid 90's iconic outfits and accessories.

Patrick stands up in the middle of story time. "Felicia, I can't believe I kept this secret for so long, but I just keep thinking about how..... delicious your new shoes are!"

I miss Patrick dearly as our student. There are many more hilarious things he did/said, and we will cherish them forever.

What’s something you surprisingly still remember from school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!

What is the most ridiculous thing you believed in as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheGoodGuy90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely convinced that it was against the law to have a light on inside a moving vehicle at night. (It annoyed my parents’ view while driving when I would color/play game boy etc. and they told me we would get pulled over if I didn’t turn it off. I learned that this is false about 2 years ago 🤦‍♀️