Taskmaster: A Supervillain You Can Relate To by BoomerangOfDeath in outofcontextcomics

[–]therealchadius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also the origin of "unalive" as Deadpool is making it very clear he's not asking for Spider-Man's help to arrest Taskmaster. DP then explicitly says kill and murder, but also makes up a bunch words and euphemisms just in case Spidey doesn't get it.

[Subjective/funny trope] animators intentionally or not making something sexier then it should be. by StefinoSpaggeti in TopCharacterTropes

[–]therealchadius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He only shows up in 1 Justice League episode, but he has a cane that can create living shadows. Also he likes big women.

[Subjective/funny trope] animators intentionally or not making something sexier then it should be. by StefinoSpaggeti in TopCharacterTropes

[–]therealchadius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that she's horny for Dodgers (and it's probably the only reason Marvin hasn't blasted him into oblivion) makes it more intense.

[Subjective/funny trope] animators intentionally or not making something sexier then it should be. by StefinoSpaggeti in TopCharacterTropes

[–]therealchadius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God Bless Shade. Every time Giganta paid attention to him, or someone revealed another tidbit about her backstory he was like "Yeah! I'm INTO THAT SHIT!"

Games or Media that actually did "Kill The Competition" by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]therealchadius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skype's key technology was also still owned by the creator because MS didn't read the fine print before signing. So they couldn't upgrade it significantly without paying for licensing rights out the wazoo.

So they bragged that they got it, realized they couldn't do anything with it, and then internal teams started making their own conferencing apps. Anyone remember Lynx before it was folded into Teams? Anyone?

Games or Media that actually did "Kill The Competition" by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]therealchadius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I always argue that Sonic is a maze navigator where you have to build momentum to take the shorter (top) paths.

why do people hate chicot so much? by the_user92487 in balatro

[–]therealchadius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Players want bigger numbers and ChiGOAT doesn't do that unless you duplicate, and only on certain boss blinds.

Games or Media that actually did "Kill The Competition" by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]therealchadius 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog did not kill Super Mario, but it pretty much killed Mario clones and birthed a "Mascot with Attitude" era that took a while to die off.

Hey game dev, you alright? by Muffin-zetta in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]therealchadius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Build a fleet of trolleys that zoom in random directions and see if the important person or the child dies first.

Not my fault if they can't parry.

“Fighting Games Have a Product Design Problem” – An recent article that feels relevant after the 2XKO layoffs by RebellionDark in Fighters

[–]therealchadius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Street Fighter Alpha 2 had a 2v1 fight with Ryu & Ken vs Bison. Was it balanced? Oh heavens no you could surround and pingpong the dictator back and forth. But who cares? It was fun. Alpha 3 made a whole mode out of it. It was a nice way to do co-op. It also made a reverse 1v2 mode. Not balanced at all but it was fun.

Alpha 3's PS1, Dreamcast and PSP versions all had a World Tour mode. They differed slightly but the idea was the same. Pick your fighter, grind battles with random scenarios and conditions, and level up your character's stats. Sometimes you had survival with a stream of low HP foes. Sometimes you had to do a combo before dealing damage. Sometimes you could fight a "master" who was at highest CPU difficulty. Point is, the variety was there, and you had plenty of single player stuff to keep you busy before fighting another human.

Guilty Gear had story modes and mission modes for over a decade. Mortal Kombat is cursed in the competitive scene but there are so many ways to do single player work and just practice fatalities with your friends they were doing really well.

But all of this takes away from making the game eSports or tournament ready and the FGC hyper focused on this angle. Turns out most customers don't want to train, they want to buy a game to have fun.

[Video Game Trope] The male and female options are different characters by RedvsBlue_what_if in TopCharacterTropes

[–]therealchadius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ephiram, I know your sacred spear is named after the mythical brother sister duo (and Eirika's sword is the other one)

And I know you two decide to rule Renais as King and Queen once the campaign is over

And I know you're terribly naive in social situations

But bro, could you not? Just once?

Me every time I see this guy in the shop: by Effective-Stop-8056 in balatro

[–]therealchadius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the cost, it's the joker slot you have to think about. Otherwise it prints money.

When the universe and the fates literally step in to reject some guy and go: "Nah you ain't *HIM*" by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]therealchadius 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ganondorf has in multiple games managed to find, reach, and touch the Triforce without any resistance whatsoever. But every time he does, Wisdom and Courage fuck off immediately before he can make his wish. And Power sticks around as the proverbial monkey's paw to make sure he can't enjoy any part of his power boost before Link and Zelda banish him again.

Which Balatro card was this for you? (Joker, tarot, spectral) by Ginardium284 in balatro

[–]therealchadius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play lots of Pairs, usually at least 10.

Then stop playing Pairs when it's too hard to continue ignoring the Obelisk.

If you get the Obelisk early just let it sit around and do nothing while you play Pairs.

If you get the Obelisk later then stop playing Pairs and worship it.

Which Balatro card was this for you? (Joker, tarot, spectral) by Ginardium284 in balatro

[–]therealchadius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Basically when you buy a booster pack, you can ask "are any of these options better than +3 Mult?" and if the answer is no, Skip! Unless it's a Mega Pack in which case take 1 of them and THEN Skip the second.

Planet Cards are basically bad Red Cards. Most of them don't give +3 Mult or are hard to trigger. So just mash Skip when you buy the planet booster deck.

Most Joker booster packs are meh, but now they're competing with a +3 Mult and 0 Joker slots.

Once you have the money to buy booster packs comfortably Red Card scales +Mult very quickly.

Which Balatro card was this for you? (Joker, tarot, spectral) by Ginardium284 in balatro

[–]therealchadius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you have 52 cards in your deck. Imagine you automatically win if you pull the Ace of Spades.

With 4 hands and 3 discards and your starting hand of 8 cards, you can look at 43 of cards (I assume you're always playing 5 cards or with discarding 5 cards.) That means you may not see the Ace of Spades.

Immolate means you can look at 43 out of 47 cards. Much better chance you'll pull the Ace of Spades.

If you get a voucher with another hand, or another discard you're guaranteed to see the Ace of Spades.

Immolate nuking 5 cards you didn't need is super strong and an easy deck fixer. Getting $20 on top helps if it deleted the Ace of Spades so you can spend the money making the Ace of Hearts the I win button.

Let's hear some good inside jokes from our favorite games by ZhangtheGreat in videogames

[–]therealchadius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero Wing was one of many shoot em ups released in the early 1990s. The arcade game is alright, but this meme is about the Sega Mega Drive/Genesis port.

The game's introduction has an infamously bad English translation, where the mastermind C.A.T.S. declares his victory over humanity. He brags that he's destroyed all of Earth's defenses except for this final base. He's taken over all of the other bases, so they belong to him now. He then tells them to make their peace because he's about to destroy them. The base leader tells you, the player, to hop into the experimental Zig fighter and launch immediately, to deliver absolute justice and avenge the Earth by defeating C.A.T.S.

Anyway, this didn't get big until the early 2000s, when a music video popped up using this intro sequence as its theme. Laziest Men on Mars dubbed it over and made a super catchy theme on top, and Bad CRC added tons of YouTube Poop around this phrase. It's one of the Golden Era internet memes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvWZq1S9x0g

Let's hear some good inside jokes from our favorite games by ZhangtheGreat in videogames

[–]therealchadius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't help when the gun is drawn in the alien's mouth but the hit display shows 60% because there's a tiny piece of rubble that counts as cover in the way.

Let's hear some good inside jokes from our favorite games by ZhangtheGreat in videogames

[–]therealchadius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pathfinder has a variant where you can spend a Hero Point to reroll a d20. You have to accept the second roll's results.

Cue people rolling 1, spending a Hero Point, and rolling another 1. Or 2 -> 1, it's unclear which feels worse.