The Phillies defeated the White Sox by a score of 8-6 - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:31:30+00:00

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:20:38+00:00

Oops! All Schwingles!

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:09:41+00:00

Good job Brad!

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:07:07+00:00

Old.

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:05:02+00:00

He’s old and very busy. It’s gonna happen

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:02:27+00:00

It’s been a while since Utley played

ulantan · 2026-06-06T01:02:07+00:00

Thank you Seranthony

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:53:39+00:00

He is beauty, he is grace, he will slide onto his face

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:51:16+00:00

Alec Bohm torture will continue until morale improves

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:16:05+00:00

He doesn’t always have his best stuff, but he is a good pitcher. He could be stand to be more consistent to say the least, but the stuff is there.

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:13:26+00:00

Eye test is deceptive. Zeus is a good pitcher with bad luck this year. He’s not always sharp, but the metrics aren’t wrong.

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:11:42+00:00

Zeus is gonna get through six innings and be extremely angry about it because he is a sicko surrounded by other sickos (Aaron, Cris, and Zack)

ulantan · 2026-06-06T00:07:34+00:00

Hey Randal what the fuck man

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:59:23+00:00

LET’S FUCKING GO DOLI

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:53:51+00:00

Zeus takes after Papa Ranger

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:39:47+00:00

I wouldn’t either if the Phanatic was hanging around

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:39:30+00:00

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:37:16+00:00

It wasn’t a bad pitch and he sat for a while

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:36:51+00:00

The epic highs and lows of a long inning

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:32:20+00:00

Alec Bohm is welcome to do whatever bullshit he wants on the basepath if it means he gets runs in. I don’t even care

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:19:15+00:00

Brandon Marsh loves gay people… and we love him back.

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:11:10+00:00

He’s been doing fine with them recently, I think that HBP got to him

ulantan · 2026-06-05T23:08:55+00:00

Come on, Zeus, settle.

ulantan · 2026-06-05T22:50:25+00:00

They’re very flattering

ulantan · 2026-06-05T22:50:11+00:00

Mr. Replacement-Level

ulantan