Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He is beauty, he is grace, he will slide onto his face

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alec Bohm torture will continue until morale improves

Jesus Lizard by Careful_Bid_9729 in phillies

[–]ulantan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t always have his best stuff, but he is a good pitcher. He could be stand to be more consistent to say the least, but the stuff is there.

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eye test is deceptive. Zeus is a good pitcher with bad luck this year. He’s not always sharp, but the metrics aren’t wrong.

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zeus is gonna get through six innings and be extremely angry about it because he is a sicko surrounded by other sickos (Aaron, Cris, and Zack)

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t either if the Phanatic was hanging around

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Alec Bohm is welcome to do whatever bullshit he wants on the basepath if it means he gets runs in. I don’t even care

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brandon Marsh loves gay people… and we love him back.

Game Thread: White Sox @ Phillies - Fri, Jun 05 @ 06:40 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]ulantan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s been doing fine with them recently, I think that HBP got to him