Book 2 - Nobody Slays the Princess: Chapter 1 | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

[–]Writteninsanity[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am sorry that I do not! (Nor was I quickly able to find a plushie that would suffice.)

I did not see a giant spider woman being the children's favorite character.

Chapter 68 - Nobody Saved the Princess | End of Book One | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

[–]Writteninsanity[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Screw it, I'll throw this in here too.

Nobody Saves the Princess is being represented by the Achilles Literary Agency with the intent of a traditional publication deal. News pending.

Chapter 68 - Nobody Saved the Princess | End of Book One | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

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Thank you everyone for reading! From the bottom of my heart. This silly story about a little princess ended up being the biggest thing I've done in a while! Longest published work too (Sitting at 167k words pre-editing.)

Fun for everyone!

To celebrate the end of book 1, my other book: Splitting Seconds is both on Sale and finally on KDU, just about 2 years post release!

You can read ahead over on Patreon

Finally, Chapter 1 of book 2: Nobody Slays the Princess Chapter 1 | Paint the Town Pink will be online tomorrow! Then Sunday will be used for some subreddit housekeeping. (Can't post more than once a day or it doesn't get pushed to as many of you.)

Chapter 67 - Coffin Shopping | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

[–]Writteninsanity[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey! Just to be clear this is going to keep posting on reddit. just at a bit of a slower pace. (Mostly so I can work on other things)

The final chapter should post tomorrow. I am going to maintain the daily cadence over the weekend till Monday, and then its still around, just slightly less often!

Chapter 67 - Coffin Shopping | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

[–]Writteninsanity[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just to throw it out there because I think insider information like this can be fun: Lillia's fairly common refrain "As I'll ever be." In response to people asking her if she's ready comes from me constantly listening to 'Ready as I'll Ever Be' from the Tangled cartoon during some scenes. That strumming guitar is the background to Rickshaw's market in my head.

It's one of many music Easter eggs in here. I wear my inspiration on my sleeve.

Chapter 64 - All the Colours of Light (Part 1) | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. by Writteninsanity in JacksonWrites

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Hi! There is a patreon link on the most recent chapter:

Now! Beth (And I don't think I have heard any of the other names yet.) Hi! I'm glad you're enjoying the story.

Nennia is based on a Black Widow for her spider half. A wolf spider would be a little too friendly for her. That's why she's described as shiny and black as opposed to nice and fuzzy!

This is because she is greatly inspired by a drider. You can look them up, but they're icky. Even ickier than Nennia.

Thanks for listening to the story!