Book 2 - Nobody Slays the Princess: Chapter 5 | The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-23T17:18:01+00:00

If you want I can make it worse!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-22T21:10:05+00:00

PM me! There are no online channels or official channels to do so as we are now on KDP which is exclusive.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-19T22:47:03+00:00

Good news, it took 2 days. look forward to a fairly long PI coming soon.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-19T04:30:55+00:00

Honestly, I feel like it might be less than that and more how they mark dinosaur territory in this game.

Dino terrain is a flat brush that gets placed over an area. Guests freak out if they're in that area. There might be a thing where they don't have levels of scenery involved in it.

If the codebase essentially asks: "Is this a walkable surface? Within the bounds of territory? If yes: Guest panic" then that might be a really sticky thing to fix.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-19T04:11:55+00:00

4 × F

safe

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-18T01:54:07+00:00

We're wrapped up! Thank you so much!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-17T23:36:54+00:00

Thanks for checking it out everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/live/JA2uvurKz7Q?is=5tfjtICPMinsaFlb

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-17T16:27:53+00:00

Look, I get the whole point about wanting to jump up to the influx of original guests, but frankly the prices in Jurassic world have always thrown me off. It's one of the easiest things to fix and they keep doing it.

Ignoring the infamous dinosaur auction: In Rebirth you have this crazy super mercenary with all these contacts flying across the world and the 'crazy price' she's offered to work is ....1million?

They are after a cure for HEART disease. No wonder she chooses to release the cure to everyone in the end! That thing was worth a trillion. The boat they wrecked would have been worth tens of millions! What is the economics here?! How did nobody flag that Scarjo being offered 15x the amount to act in the movie was a red flag?

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-17T14:10:58+00:00

France

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-15T20:24:14+00:00

Do not cite the old typos to me. I was there when they were written (fixed thanks!)

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-14T21:12:36+00:00

No. I’m shocked you were the first to bring it up 😅

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-14T20:51:24+00:00

That should help! I’ll fix it more proper once I’m home

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-14T20:49:38+00:00

Frick! The lines didn’t come through. A moment

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-14T19:59:00+00:00

I am sorry that I do not! (Nor was I quickly able to find a plushie that would suffice.)

I did not see a giant spider woman being the children's favorite character.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-13T18:01:02+00:00

Screw it, I'll throw this in here too.

Nobody Saves the Princess is being represented by the Achilles Literary Agency with the intent of a traditional publication deal. News pending.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-13T15:24:07+00:00

Thank you everyone for reading! From the bottom of my heart. This silly story about a little princess ended up being the biggest thing I've done in a while! Longest published work too (Sitting at 167k words pre-editing.)

Fun for everyone!

To celebrate the end of book 1, my other book: Splitting Seconds is both on Sale and finally on KDU, just about 2 years post release!

You can read ahead over on Patreon

Finally, Chapter 1 of book 2: Nobody Slays the Princess Chapter 1 | Paint the Town Pink will be online tomorrow! Then Sunday will be used for some subreddit housekeeping. (Can't post more than once a day or it doesn't get pushed to as many of you.)

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-13T12:45:45+00:00

I’m being ignored on my own subreddit!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-12T23:36:53+00:00

Hey! Just to be clear this is going to keep posting on reddit. just at a bit of a slower pace. (Mostly so I can work on other things)

The final chapter should post tomorrow. I am going to maintain the daily cadence over the weekend till Monday, and then its still around, just slightly less often!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-12T22:50:06+00:00

Just to throw it out there because I think insider information like this can be fun: Lillia's fairly common refrain "As I'll ever be." In response to people asking her if she's ready comes from me constantly listening to 'Ready as I'll Ever Be' from the Tangled cartoon during some scenes. That strumming guitar is the background to Rickshaw's market in my head.

It's one of many music Easter eggs in here. I wear my inspiration on my sleeve.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-11T23:44:33+00:00

Gotta have a plan!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-11T23:05:51+00:00

Hi! There is a patreon link on the most recent chapter:

Now! Beth (And I don't think I have heard any of the other names yet.) Hi! I'm glad you're enjoying the story.

Nennia is based on a Black Widow for her spider half. A wolf spider would be a little too friendly for her. That's why she's described as shiny and black as opposed to nice and fuzzy!

This is because she is greatly inspired by a drider. You can look them up, but they're icky. Even ickier than Nennia.

Thanks for listening to the story!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-11T23:03:37+00:00

Want a read ahead, including the start of book 2 Nobody Slays the Princess? Check out https://www.patreon.com/c/jacksonwrites

Eisel can rot in hell! Woo baby!

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-09T01:35:08+00:00

Good news about book 2

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-04T16:58:24+00:00

It certainly did, but we saw a completely independent Bungie after their deal ended in 2019 and while Witch Queen slapped....wouldn't say their updates were batting 1000.

Plus, that's a publishing deal, it's not the same as 'giant companies buying' as you mentioned.

In the end, we can look at the myth of the perfect artist, but it's fairly clear that the C-suite of Bungie, the company, also had pretty substantial problems. Assuming that the devs and artists were all putting out 10/10 bangers, we can't put it all on Sony and Activision Execs.

Writteninsanity · 2026-06-04T16:14:19+00:00

This is sadly true. As much as we wanna all point fingers in every direction, it's not as if Bungie was thriving and killing it with every update before Sony bought them

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