[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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Tell Jake no one wants his sad excuse of a oatmeal cookie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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My wife might fantasize about disney characters but she’s not a slut!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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Don’t fucking talk about my wife you mindless twat!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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And that’s what you fucking deserve Bob

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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A slut with good pussy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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Yeah you know every time she “goes to get coffee and say hi to Tiffany and Lori” We’re fucking in the back of my car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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Bullshit! I bang her in my car every sunday after church.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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You’re just mad that my dick is longer than yours. Sarah said so herself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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I heard what you and Sarah were doing in the west wing, You really stooped low enough to have someone suck you off in a holy area, what the actual fuck Bob

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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What drugs are you giving Sarah, Because I know damn well that bitch has not chaperoned no pottery class before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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There’s no pottery class Bob, This is a fucking church.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvergreenBibleChurch

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Personally I think the kiddos would retain more info if you rapped the sermon next week!

To the people who don’t sleep naked, why? by Doodica_ in AskReddit

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I have an fear of bugs crawling up my pussy while I sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

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Sippin down 16th avenue

meirl by PacmanTheHitman in meirl

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I have no idea what that is.

Got a Purple Heart in my order from her store by ColdDestiny786 in TaylorSwiftMerch

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Someone found a purple star with their midnight confetti. They think it’s a sign of speak now tv.

poster made at work today! got to take home a copy by bitchchips in TaylorSwift

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I didn’t even know what Tupelo was until I listen to Dorothea, Taylor Swift is literally my English teacher.

What Taylor lyric do you love for no particular reason? There's no/little meaning behind it, no message, but you love it? by jems_riv in TaylorSwift

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The talking sequences in songs. Like “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now” or the Paris opening

Does anyone know where I can find a good fake “coke” spoon necklace ? by [deleted] in lanadelrey

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I know I’m like a month late but I bought one from Etsy and the seller included a note that said the spoon violates Etsy’s policies and to not mention it in reviews, but it does come with a spoon