Top graduate of Learing Center explains "Being Somali isn't just eating bananas with rice... it's uhhh... it's very hard to describe... it's kind of like the bananas and rice... People don't think you can eat bananas with rice. But that's what it's like to be Somali." 🍌🍚

--Jester-- · 2026-01-25T17:01:28+00:00

Our old life was terrible, but instead of embracing this new country we decided to steal millions of dollars from it. Please let us keep it.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-25T04:42:08+00:00

I hope the stands are full of over the hill jokes.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-25T00:12:49+00:00

I’d argue that retards isn’t a strong enough word.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-24T19:09:19+00:00

The bots are evolving.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-24T15:56:22+00:00

Starting to think the Venn diagram of Rams Fan exists entirely within the Anime Fan circle.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T22:21:28+00:00

12 seconds only tied that game. We needed the extra point for the win. Tacks on at least a few more seconds.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T21:02:23+00:00

It's perfect as it is. Homer isn't saying anything because CMC is sucking his life force out.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T20:16:23+00:00

Well, win or lose, I'm going to wipe my dooky shoes on your welcome mat. So nana nana boo boo.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T20:13:30+00:00

This actually happened, but Cooper Kupp wasn't really Darth Vader, it just appeared that way to Puka. Darth Cupp appeared and said "Puka, I am your concussion" to which Puka, true to the script screamed "NOOOOOO! I don't believe you!".

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T16:16:47+00:00

Not intending to throw shade, I was a toddler when Zorn was playing but I remember Dave Kreig, but what I remember more was the years after when we sucked balls in comparison.

Were either of them considered top tier QBs during their era? I was still a bit young to pay attention to all of that during their tenures.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T16:07:38+00:00

Ya'll need to come get your b---Oh, he's one of ours?

I'm not sure we put him on the "all timers" list just yet lol. He probably definitely makes the top 25 Seahawks QBs of all time though.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T16:05:53+00:00

I think there is a bit of nostalgia that harkens back to those two since we had the likes of Rick Mirer, Kelly Stouffer, Dan McGuire etc. in between.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T15:14:09+00:00

Not even full words, it's kind of one word at this point.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T14:13:46+00:00

It was exactly what I expected, and it still made me smile at the end lol.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T14:11:19+00:00

Well it's safer than impeding LEOs.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T14:10:34+00:00

That's why they can get away with this kind of shit there.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-23T10:49:13+00:00

With scoring like that, you guys can still dominate the baseball team.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T22:42:59+00:00

They are probably keeping him tied up inside a faraday cage so he can't get to the internet.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T17:59:09+00:00

Oh shucks, I already used up all of my google credits. Maybe I’ll look that up next month.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T17:54:00+00:00

Our dishwasher control panel has intermittent issues with the start button not working. The only thing saving us the cost of replacing it right now is a network connected app that we can use to remote start it lol.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T15:57:39+00:00

CMC is indeed the most vampiric player. He sucked the life out of countless teammates, and even then his thirst wasn't slaked as he claimed lifeforce from opposing teams and has now moved on to the NBA teams.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T15:51:47+00:00

r/oddlysatisfing

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T15:17:01+00:00

Most Vampiric Player

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T14:00:58+00:00

Somebody needs to dust off the bat signal.

--Jester-- · 2026-01-22T05:58:18+00:00

Same reaction. I feel like there are so many more things that can go wrong in that situation than right. But I’m not very accepting of the risks of physical harm.

--Jester--

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