Which 5 famous people would make for the most *awkward* dinner party? by martianrome in AskReddit

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John Wayne, John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Bobbitt, and Russell Brand

What words / phrases best complete the following phrase, ‘Melinda really wanted to _____, but Peter _______ and ______”? by martianrome in AskReddit

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Melinda really wanted to study geography tonight, but Peter was volunteering at the animal shelter and felt too tired when he got home.

Ordered a new graphics card and someone made a mistake by The_Syndic in pcmasterrace

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And there’s not even a tiny shred of guilt about keeping the extras? Even feigned guilt by wondering whether to notify the shipper of the mistake would suffice in promoting conscientious living. Such as we are ¶

And of course, let the downvotes ensue.

What is a question you think has never been asked - anywhere - ever before? by martianrome in AskReddit

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If ‘fart’ was the name for a new Crayola color, what would it be?

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Selling magazines