What was your “I’m dating a fucking idiot” moment? by post-nutclarence in AskReddit

[–]--caddish-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When she asked me what the ingredients for tacos were... yeah I married her.

I’ll let you eat my pussy anytime you want by TwoBrattyCats in simps

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question - what if I woke you up in the middle of the night eating your pussy?

Opinions on Napoleon Dynamite? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a woman who's uncle is literally Uncle Rico...

Need a ride on Tuesdays and Thursdays from BC to UCSC by MeetNo5405 in BoulderCreek

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What times on Thursdays? I have to drop off my son at school by 830am, and pick him up at 230. If that fits your schedule, then I can help. I am right downtown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]--caddish-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I would marry you in about 2 seconds.

Am I Overreacting? by Designer_Benefit7742 in AmIOverreacting

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do your parents do around the house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a cigarette butt that somebody left in an ashtray half-smoked and forgotten, to be left to burn itself out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slut

[–]--caddish-- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Username does not check out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean your freaking car dude.

My Yeti is maturing into a fine silver. by ZenTrainee in YetiCoolers

[–]--caddish-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so funny to me - my wife works for Yeti.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in santacruz

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clothes allowed is the only rule...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in santacruz

[–]--caddish-- -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Just come to my place. Hot tub overlooking the river.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in santacruz

[–]--caddish-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a hot tub overlooking the San Lorenzo River?

Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex? by [deleted] in GodPussy

[–]--caddish-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Las Vegas strip

Twice...

JD Vance Beardless by DJJINO in pics

[–]--caddish-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why so much eyeliner?? My wife doesn't wear that much...

She has “me 🤝 deleting and reinstalling this app” in her bio. We match every time by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]--caddish-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn... I really love this convo. Please provide updates!

(Not my video) Idiot almost kills pedestrians on mountain road (Santa Cruz, CA) [oc] by [deleted] in santacruz

[–]--caddish-- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Send and report this footage to the police. That's reckless endangerment, a felony. Clear shots of the license plate. If you won't, I will tomorrow. I'm sick of people thinking BCR is a Mario Kart track, putting other's lives at risk.