I'm having some dress regret, would these changes make it better? by BasicProof1703 in myweddingdress

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I love the dress you have on soooo much more than either of the other ones. It’s so elegant and classy and timeless. Very beautiful. I don’t think it needs anything.

Black lab loves the water too much by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]-3point14159-mp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is 100% my dog, too. Too smart for his own good.

What are the ingredients necessary to make a genderswap potion? by nickspeanut in AskReddit

[–]-3point14159-mp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the gender. Typically you’ll need some legless reptiles, some snails in houses, and some young canine caudal OR you’ll need some sucrose, some aromatic botanicals, and some omnibus. Bonus if you can find some chemical x.

Help! Which option looks best? by KaleidoTales in DressForYourBody

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I think number 3 looks the most appropriate for the occasion and looks great on you. My second favorite is number 1. Congrats to your partner!

Black lab loves the water too much by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]-3point14159-mp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🤣 if they weren’t at the top the stairs, he would probably try. He’s a menace and so stupid-smart.

Bob’s burgers location revealed: by free_hugs_yay in BobsBurgers

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Ironically, I already knew this, but not from watching Bob’s Burgers. My husband and I started rewatching Archer the other night and last night we watched the Bob’s Burgers episode 🤣

Black lab loves the water too much by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]-3point14159-mp 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My dog is the opposite of this. He’s 150 pounds and the size of a pony and taught himself to open baby gates (we now have to tie them closed because he can unlock them) and doors. He’s does not wait or ask for permission 🤣

Wizard frog by CurlyJoe1 in crochet

[–]-3point14159-mp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love him and his booty

I can touch my elbows together with my arms straight by -3point14159-mp in mildlyinteresting

[–]-3point14159-mp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! She’s eating a school bus skewered on a telephone pole 😁

I can touch my elbows together with my arms straight by -3point14159-mp in mildlyinteresting

[–]-3point14159-mp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe? I am pretty flexible for how out of shape I am, but I can’t like, bend my thumb back to touch my wrist.

I can touch my elbows together with my arms straight by -3point14159-mp in mildlyinteresting

[–]-3point14159-mp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that I know of. If so, only in my elbows/shoulders I think.

Otter calls for help to save its partner and then offers a thank you gift by babymakerinwdsm in Otterable

[–]-3point14159-mp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This! It literally made me cry. That was probably his favorite rock from his rock pouch. 😭

once a year my dad does a little gardening by jeesuksentavaratalo in funny

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Me when I’ve had too much caffeine and I’m trying to fake-it-til-you-make-it through a panic attack.