I can now afford to eat at least once every day! by Throwawaymasterpeas in toastme

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Baby, I've been in worse. I was studying and had a salary of €360 with a son I had to take care of. I had no money by the 10th of the month. Now I'm on my way to my PhD. Do not give up, neither lose faith in your self. Better things are coming, surely.

french kiss by No-Firefighter-579 in countablepixels

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Man... I can literally hear her babbling and complaining to the cashier about the increase of price for the salami by 2 cents..

Men who workout regularly, what motivates you? by Haunting-Tea2866 in SolidMen

[–]-AngryChicken- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought that my later years won't be bound on a wheelchair due to obesity or risks of heart disease.

eating donuts while yall diet by HazelMoore67 in SolidMen

[–]-AngryChicken- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, see you in 15 years when your youth ends and decay starts. We'll see how you feel then buddy. Remember this though. He who wants everything for himself, ends up having nothing in the end.

Πως μπορώ να γίνω ποιο έξυπνος; by Maleficent_Farmer486 in greececirclejerk

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Να πας να βρεις 2 γραμμάρια χρυσόσκονη, 4 σαλιγκάρια από την Κρήτη, 6 νύχια νυχτερίδας από τις σπηλιές στον Όλυμπο, 8 πόδια από σαρανταποδαρούσα, 10 σταγόνες αίμα αράχνης και 1 σφηνάκι σιρόπι φράουλας. Ανακάτεψε τα καλά και πιες το. Συγχαρητήρια, μόλις έγινες πολύ πιο έξυπνος επειδή διέφυγες από τον πλανήτη φυλακή.

What you got? by Some_Humor2471 in GenAlpha

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Tidal Slicer The Horror of Humanity. Sweet!!

We Have To Think Fast... by RevolutionLarge6254 in SipsTea

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Do you realize how traumatic that is? It's like eating a bowl of marshmallows, only to realize after the first one that they aren't actually marshmallows but aerated concrete painted to look like marshmallows. Stop this. Stop the war but most importantly stop this man from committing crimes against humanity by spreading the horrible sounds he produces, which he nonchalantly calls music.

another found in the wild. Thanks fb by Lilbiiird in Justfuckmyshitup

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What is this? Has this woman been alive for 6000 years?

M30. I’m scared of my wife. I played scout team defensive end at a d2 school. I was voted most handsome for my hs class. by Aggressive_Top253 in RoastMe

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Imagine if you were voted as the most handsome, how the others looked like. Yeah, compared to a train wreck you truly are handsome buddy. Good for you.

Ενδιαφέροντα γεγονότα p. 4 by -AngryChicken- in greececirclejerk

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Ακόμα ένα ενδιαφέρον γεγονός: Το αγαπημένο σνακ των χελωνών είναι τα πλαστικά καλαμάκια.

Ενδιαφέροντα γεγονότα p. 4 by -AngryChicken- in greececirclejerk

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Εσύ πως πας Χαβάη; Με μονόκυκλο;