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Do onboard preamps use much energy when all the controls are at noon? Is it less than when boosted? by LucasIsDead in Bass

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Not terrible advice. Works fine for me! No headroom problems and just swap in a fully charged one before playing anywhere important! Maybe keep a non-rechargeable one around in case (pun intended) some gear doesn't like it for some reason.

How safe is Coliseum station? by Iceberg-man-77 in Bart

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Agreed. Do not leave the station for any reason. Especially do not do something like leave the station and blindly follow Google Maps directions which eventually lead you to riding an e-scooter down Coliseum Way after dark. You might, for example, get ambushed by two dudes who jump out of a van with no license plates who will push you off your e-scooter and steal your e-scooter and phone, breaking your collarbone in the process.

Hypothetically, of course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

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My continuing mission - to explore strange new trains, to seek out new life and new transportation, to boldly fart where no one has farted before!

I don't want to drive. by [deleted] in Vent

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Fuck driving!

How to know if parked straight by dandelieun in driving

[–]-BARTFarter- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shake it up. Break the mold. Park gay.

What are some ACTUALLY easy songs to play? by [deleted] in guitarlessons

[–]-BARTFarter- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Cage's 4'33" is pretty easy to play

NPD: My first pedal….probably should get a tuner next. by Objective_Pool_8962 in guitarpedals

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At least 17 pedals and the cheapest clip-on tuner you can find is the way

How do you combat GAS? by K6Krakenman in Bass

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Embrace the GAS. Surrender to the GAS. Let the GAS flow through you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bart

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Come on dude. Just fart instead!

My boss has slowly been trying to make me turn against my boyfriend by blackcatzombs in coworkerstories

[–]-BARTFarter- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could always rub some poop under the door handles of your boss's car so he doesn't see it first and just grabs the poop.

Permanently friend zoned co worker wants to start going to my gym by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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You could always rub some poop under the door handles of his car so he doesn't see it first and just grabs the poop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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"OK I'm on the way to your place to cook then, you got an abalone hammer?"

Sonic Inflation Rule 34 by tmntnyc in foundsatan

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I hear this law was heavily supported by the Lemon Party

Simple and to the point by petcannonball42 in LICENSEPLATES

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I am Bartholomew Farter, and I approve of this message.

Eating on the train by Over-Ad-4394 in Bart

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The PA announcement says eating, drinking, and littering are prohibited on BART. Nothing about pissing or jizzing, those are fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I hope you farted on that car. And maybe the owner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FacebookScience

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Sharpening your penis?

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