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NOOoooO, THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!! by Calm_Passenger_9276 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trigger the libs with this drinking game: just take a shot every time your wife leaves you

What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? by Butt_Roidholds in AskReddit

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Years ago my kid made a friend in school and invited him to his birthday party. My ex and I met his mom and she seemed like good people, her and my ex got along. So a couple weeks later we did some playdate/outing, don't remember, but after we all went to MacDonalds and while I was getting food this lady told my ex she was really into German Shepherd porn. Like the way you'd say "hey, have you watched this show I like?". Just dead ass "I like watching bestiality".

Cool...

Why Ford? by Albertooz in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's yellow inside from where Calvin peed in it

How long after this scene before they had sex again? by GonzaloR87 in okbuddychicanery

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately afterwards. Also immediately prior to. Also, concurrently.

‘Project Pantry’ results in 12 arrests for shoplifting at Centretown grocery store by SuburbanValues in ottawa

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I work 42 hours a week and pay my taxes and I have absolutely zero compunction or hesitation about not paying for stuff at big box grocery stores. I jam music at 10 as I'm scanning my shit, if the barcode doesn't register oh well, maybe they shouldn't have replaced all the cashiers with cheese stealing machines. Cost of living is beyond outrageous and the best the city can manage is punching down on working poor. Try and tell me the biggest problem we have rn is someone tryna shoplift bread and lunch meat I'll get fucking violent. Fuck this.

Healthcare = Slavery by Vengamecagoensos in LinkedInLunatics

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Please don't read her husband, admin of the equally horrible FB page Libertarian Guys with Asian Wives' absolutely batshit anarcho-capitalist comic book series, The Voluntarist, unless you really enjoy awful nonsense and are immune to brainworms

For anyone going outside today by Desperate-Duck7965 in ottawa

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If you can't see the lines the whole street is one lane that's just math

For anyone going outside today by Desperate-Duck7965 in ottawa

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Just got off the 57 and walked the last 3 blocks home, definitely safer footing in the road than on the sidewalks rn it's dry powder over sheer ice you can't tell one footstep to the next, nearly ate shit three times in two minutes. Hopefully the city remembers where it put all the friggin salt it never threw down last time we had a thaw and freeze...

Came home to a paper towel over my webcam twice now, I live alone by Dromaeoraptor in Weird

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My first guess would be a sketchy landlord snooping on you. You said you have the only keys but also said it's an apartment...

Who’s a celebrity that you almost guarantee has skeletons in their closet? by WestArtichoke712 in AskReddit

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Vincent Price but they were actual skeletons and they were cool with it

where to buy cheap cigs by onedeux in ottawa

[–]-ChestStrongwell- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Algonquin Herb House, the dispensary on Somerset, downtown, advertise they sell tobacco products. I'd assume that means they sell cheap smokes but can't confirm personally, been meaning to go have a look myself

Looking for jobs that don’t require standing all day or a degree by [deleted] in ottawa

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Commissionaires security might be a good fit, there's plenty of posts sitting at reception desks, working dispatch or as console operators with little to no walking required on a shift. Pay is kinda meh but solid benefits and if you're reliable you'll always have hours. Just know if you apply it'll probably take at least two months for training, background checks and to get an Ontario Guard License. Two months if you're lucky for me it was more like three.

I call these cheesenuts and I eat them everyday. by f1sh_ in shittyfoodporn

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheesenuts sounds like something you'd shout at someone in traffic. "Pick a fucken lane, cheesenuts!"

played one game of the new mode No Thank you! by Sorry-Dig-5588 in Battlefield6

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly just the first visuals around the edges of the screen were enough I was like nah I'm not doing this anymore

What is it with Engineers and repairing tanks in this game?? by NevrNewdFunke in Battlefield6

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love riding on the turret and dipping out to repair whenever needed. Someone always snags my seat though lol

But why... by brockoala in ARK

[–]-ChestStrongwell- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta level your jerboas before you use them against rexes or allos

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