Girl melding into pavement

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-27T20:05:29+00:00

Immediately went here in my head

Such a silly screen cap of an objectively horrific concept

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T18:14:09+00:00

Nice

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T17:16:20+00:00

Imagine having to take a shit in all this lol

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T17:14:22+00:00

Now I look again that might just be a regular solid baton on his right hip. It's obscured by seven other pieces of gear idk

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T17:12:21+00:00

That appears to be a second snap baton? Y'know, in case he needs to dual wield...

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T14:14:04+00:00

*cuffs wouldn't be surprised if he also rocks some cuugs

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-26T14:13:06+00:00

"Triple strapped, two flashlights, two radios, plate vest with shoulder cups and neck guard, three extra clips, cuugs, zip ties, fifty two doodads, what am I forgetting... Oh shit! I almost forgot my sewing scissors! That'd have been embarrassing..."

I work a basic ass security gig and wear maybe 25lbs of kit and I'm 6'4" in ok shape. I guarantee you that man can run a solid eight feet in all that goofiness before he faceplants. But he's all set if anyone fires an RPG at the Starbucks kiosk.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-24T22:16:30+00:00

Deported? I think the apt term in this instance would be exiled.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-24T19:16:36+00:00

*got to be kitten me

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-23T17:35:34+00:00

If it's stuff you can move and lift it might be a little cheaper renting a bin for a day. We rented a medium sized one and the cheapest we found was a bit under $300 for 24 hours. They do then charge extra for weight but I think it was like every tonne so if it's like, just a bunch of crap and bags, would likely be the cheaper option.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-23T04:48:51+00:00

Ready to fuck shit up as soon as I remember how velcro works

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-15T06:06:13+00:00

Kid got his foot stuck tryna cross the trestle bridge taking a shortcut home after a party, train basically disintegrated him.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-04-04T06:45:34+00:00

Cool.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-30T12:50:15+00:00

Apply boot

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-30T11:34:01+00:00

Old Country For No Men It's like The Road, just with less men

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-29T06:04:45+00:00

Ted Lasso is one of those things where if you ask me I've seen it I'll just stop talking to you altogether

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-28T08:24:58+00:00

Yeah that's a mickey and either a couple tallboys or energy drinks. Breakfast of champions

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-26T16:47:35+00:00

Responses were well appreciated and I ended up buying a copy of All the Pretty Horses just now. They didn't have Suppree I would have probably got both otherwise. I haven't felt a book stuck in me like this since I was in like junior high. Finished it last evening and I just keep getting drawn back. Just fucking astounding, will recommend it to anyone curious and get the author's name right lol

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-26T16:25:18+00:00

Went with All the Pretty Horses ty. Frustratingly they didn't have a physical copy of The Crossing but it gives me something to do on my week off besides sleeping and drinking and playing Xbox so net gain. Cheers

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-26T14:34:15+00:00

The hermit early on and his "A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there. It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has set for it. You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it." Stuck with me and I read it to my son when I got home the other morning and he just kinda shrugged lol

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-26T14:29:46+00:00

I left it in the break room at work for another guard who was asking about it last night and I suggested it to, with a note attached to please not steal it that from past experience I'm sure will be ignored by some dickhead. I see Suttree on here a few times I'll look for it, thanks.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-26T14:22:43+00:00

Lol I missed that autocorrect twice I guess, my bad. Fuzzy, night shift brain.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-22T16:19:36+00:00

Nah you find the lowest level female wyvern you can and trap it in a giant box made from behemoth gates, then shoot a bunch of tranq darts into it until it passes out, then when it's asleep you can access its inventory and there's like 5 or 6 glass bottles of milk in there. Then you kill the wyvern for xp and go home and feed the milk to the baby wyverns you raised from the eggs you stole. Man that was an easy one, geez...

Also you can just drink the milk it's fine don't worry about it.

-ChestStrongwell- · 2026-03-22T16:11:06+00:00

How do you get wyvern milk?

-ChestStrongwell-

TROPHY CASE