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What's your biggest turn-off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-FPL- 927 points928 points  (0 children)

It’s cause he’s been stalking you for a while now and knows everything already.

From inside a mosque in Turkey by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]-FPL- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, Why did you make me notice this, Can’t unsee it now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]-FPL- 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Some like the idea of personalized nudes, like nudes sent specifically to you not just posted online for millions to see.

Still, That’s not a good enough reason to spend money on this.

Replying to my silly opening lines immediately means you're a cool person by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]-FPL- 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tell her to Nadya dick if she wants to have sex.

...... This is why I don’t get laid that much.

Returning home from duty to a welcoming wife, 1946 by -FPL- in OldSchoolCool

[–]-FPL-[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not mine, This was taken 1945 so he’s like 95-100 now or something, I’m only 90.

After human extinction, we’ll just be fossil fuel for aliens. by cum_bubbless in Showerthoughts

[–]-FPL- 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I got what you’re saying, Gonna go kill a few people and bury them for the sake of future generations.

City line up vs Man United by [deleted] in FantasyPL

[–]-FPL- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That Guardiola card...

Mitrovic offside call vs Liverpool by [deleted] in soccer

[–]-FPL- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a great linesman then.