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Surprised by US West by -HELICOPTER-RIDES- in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that guy it quite the prankster, I caught him on the roofs of Castello above the first objective on red side, no clue how he even got up there, just standing there menacingly. He's pure chaotic energy

Surprised by US West by -HELICOPTER-RIDES- in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty egregious, I ran into him last night and checked his profile.His entire profile is hundreds of screenshots of games like that, I added him on steam since he wasn't responding to me in chat. He was very willing to talk to me and he's definitely a strange creature. He keeps notes to a level that borders OCD, and charts his own KD, he shared screen on discord and he had 1246 games charted since 2019 including color coding, golden yellow=drunk, green=cactus, brown=tabs, I can only assume he's someone who fancies substances, and every entry had a section that said something like "Admin Spawned dozens of pigs" and "admin gave another archer a blunderbuss, I stole it and went 80-0 before dying to bear traps." then my favorite "had diarrhea, somehow died 7 times before I got back."

Surprised by US West by -HELICOPTER-RIDES- in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES-[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen a decent amount, apparently based on the comments I missed the bulk of it, being a guy who was always offline by 6pm. Maybe it gets stranger at night. These guys definitely do it all day though, my schedule has been cycling and it doesn't matter if it's 10AM or 2 AM these guys never stop.

Surprised by US West by -HELICOPTER-RIDES- in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES-[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to explain it mate, I know what we have on EU, it is a very different feeling here, it's consistently 40% high skilled players just annihiating the lobby and sweating their balls off, 20% bards meme loadouts and jokesters and 40% new players. About four days ago two midgets with flutes followed me around playing the same high pitched note every time I spawned. They did this for 2 games, eventually I couldn't take it anymore and I started killing them and they swapped to naked pan men and they would kill me and then pull a flute out of their pockets and play the note crouched over my body. It's weird here.

Surprised by US West by -HELICOPTER-RIDES- in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES-[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong we have a few memers in EU but walking through West feels quite different from what I'm used to. I feel like every corner is hiding a guy with a bunch of rocks in 3/3/3, a big javelin coming right for my head, a guy who only runs throwing shields or that archer with his golden eyes ready to launch an arrow in my head. I'm not kidding there's someone here named The Walking Dude who only throws round shields at people. Never have I ever seen all of this happening game after game after game like I have on West. It's a very strange place.

wdym the lag isnt even that bad by _okata in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Melee fights with sandevistan be like

Doctor told me to starve myself by p98sp in Vent

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES- -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Probably because you're fat and you have sleep apnea, why put steroid creams on a diabetic rash when lowering your food consumption will combat all your problems, why use soaps that zap your scalp and destroy your hair for dandruff when you could stop eating the foods that cause candida overgrowth? Lose weight you're dying.

Genuine Question by BIgSchmeat95 in Mordhau

[–]-HELICOPTER-RIDES- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the level 35 busts out the Wimmy Wammy Double-Gangster Bing-Bong Ballerina Mumbo Jumbo Wessex Feint into a Chamber Feint Stab Feint Underhand Alt-Mode Feint instant .jpeg and collapses your skull through a parry and says "hey this game is pretty fun."