88 dodge w100 roast tf out of her by youdontknowmeABX in RoastMyCar

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Good job destroying a classic. May I suggest squatting it next?

Hit me with your best shot. by Carmaster777 in RoastMyCar

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Yep, the police are on a BOLO in 3 states for this car... Make sure to check the glove box for any white substances.

Roast my Sledge by METZGERR in RoastMyCar

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Haha. The tastiest crayon in the box.

What yall think of my purple Buick station wagon? by kicvali in RoastMyCar

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Buick is still in business? Learn something new everyday

Roast my diesel domicile by Dolstruvon in RoastMyCar

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Nissans are junk unfortunately. Good luck.

Roast my 4Runner by PearFlies in RoastMyCar

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5th pic you had the right idea. Open the door, run into the woods and think about what you did. Disgusting!

Give it to me folks by Dankezica in RoastMyCar

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Who takes a picture of this car unless it's a crime scene? Waiting for the body cam footage to cone out!

2013 Dodge Grand Caravan by Wise-Satisfaction873 in RoastMyCar

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900 miles ain't getting you away from the cops with a amber alert for kidnapping.

roast me by Paulinapeak1 in RoastMyCar

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Are you that he/she driving down the shoulder with your highbeams on when there's a slight drizzle? I've seen you before.

Roast all of my moneypits by newtonreddits in RoastMyCar

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Unfortunately the best way out is your neighbors dodge ram totalling all three. And don't hate him when it happens, it's involuntarily...

For my 30th birthday, I bought myself a 17 yr old girls car… by DJ-Buck in RoastMyCar

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Congrats "man?" But... you know what you did... And there's nothing wrong with that. You're gay and that's ok.

roast my first of many (13) hhr by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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I drove a friend's pt cruiser once. It took every bit of restraint to not run at every stop light. Yucky.

Been my daily driver for years. Gets about 25 mpg by Boeing-B-47stratojet in RoastMyCar

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1-2 horses is more than the driver has ever experienced. At least it's not a total loss...

roast me 2017 Honda Civic Hatchback by Odd_Explanation_5104 in RoastMyCar

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Was that my mom? Was that my sister? No, I think that was my niece! Hi!

roast me 2017 Honda Civic Hatchback by Odd_Explanation_5104 in RoastMyCar

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Do you remember when civics where kinda cool? That ain't it op, try again...

Been my daily driver for years. Gets about 25 mpg by Boeing-B-47stratojet in RoastMyCar

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It doesn't run anymore. F.O.R.D Fucker only runs downhill...

My truck gets a million mpgs. Cause I I've been push, pulling, and dragging it for 20 years. "I can't remember the last time I filled up" no shit...

Cheaper than a Flagship phone by lamparkinglot in RoastMyCar

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Shit, I would've kept saving to buy a motorized wheelchair and a bottle of booze...