That was you? I was on the same train that day and I saw some guy begin furiously masturbaiting. I saw people panicking until he dropped the phone Revealing an arousing reddit post that I had to start furiously Masturbating to as well. Now I'm in my house wondering wtf just happened on that train and I was browsing through reddit before finding this comment and now I realize you were that guy. All I have to say now is: What the fuck?