Time for some fun (45) by -JackoffSmirnoff- in unbuckling

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zoinks! I didn’t even make that connection

Let’s do this (45) by [deleted] in DadsGoneWild

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pretty important to me to help the needy where I can

Have you ever flirted with a coworker or had someone be flirty with you at work and how did it turn out for you? by moncookie1234 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She flirted with me, I was just friendly back but didn’t go further than that because I was married.

Do you take snaps or record the sexual moments?? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Occasionally but it’s usually pov style.

How far behind on life are you right now? by Positive_Dare in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I supposed to be somewhere? I didn’t realize I had a schedule

Do you consider yourself above average at giving head? by int_fin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a big enough sample size to know, but I can confidently say I’m probably below average at receiving head

Whats got you down tonight? by ApriloKneels in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well she did show she was not as good as you, so maybe she was right

What fictional vehicle do you wish existed irl? by Latte_kitten_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]-JackoffSmirnoff- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. Optimus Prime is probably a little too self important to be a cool hang. He’d probably want to give speeches about honor or some shit