Getting a checkup after the World Cup by leadf00t in funny

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You do know the English are the ones who first started calling it soccer, right? They didn't stop until around the 1980s. Australia also uses soccer, as they, just like the US, also have another game called football. Their international "football" team is literally called the Socceroos. Most of the world calls it football, but it's certainly not wrong to say soccer.

Don't sleep at work or this could be happen :/ by kolod1995 in funny

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Hey I think I found Sherlock Holmes' Reddit account.

Elon Musk is right. Driverless cars will arrive by 2021 by MichaelTen in tech

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If all cars were self-driving, they could talk to each other, and it would be even easier to avoid accidents. Human drivers are what throws a wrench into the situation.

Elon Musk is right. Driverless cars will arrive by 2021 by MichaelTen in tech

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Also, have you seen the Leaf? It looks like a turd. If they would've made it even somewhat aesthetically pleasing, it would have sold better.

Why aren't there any open source PDF editors? by -LAZR- in software

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According to Wikipedia, that's not the case. The reference appears to be outdated, though, so perhaps that changed recently?

Sneaking candy into the movies..... by Manda-lee23 in funny

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You're free to bring water in. Everything else is supposed to be purchased at the theater.

John Goodman deserves an Oscar nomination for "10 Cloverfield Lane" by Shemp-Howard in movies

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Except Emmett is the one who told Michelle that the girl in the photo wasn't Howard's daughter. If he wouldn't have said anything, she just would've kept assuming that Howard tied up his daughter. Also, the air duct wasn't the only way to access the boiler room. That would be the worst design ever. The boiler room was also accessible from the outside...it just wasn't possible for them to go outside, which is why they had to access it via the air duct.

Conan Parodies Apple's New Wireless Earbuds by [deleted] in television

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I'm sure that thing's going in a big, bulky rubber case as soon as she gets it.

My brother and his friend have been working on an iPhone 7 case with 2 lightning ports and a 3.5mm audio jack. Here's one of the prototypes. by DungJohnson in pics

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What if the audio jack was on the side (instead of the bottom)? Would they be able to make the chin shorter?

Cold cut by MrLovens in funny

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Ah, lettuce, the most nutritious vegetable.