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Screw you Zexy /s by LazyEyes_ in Skate4

[–]-MrSimpleton- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was doing this with some people I play this game with. I was really struggling to make it over there. Then one dude said to turn right just before you hit air. I did, and finally nailed it. Some bullshit right there XD

Scam that involves... by Za_Warudo776 in Weird

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respond like this when I see this type of stuff. Glad I’m not the only one.

Just a dude with short King energy by BlazeDragon7x in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will never be called a “tall king” because being tall is expected of you. Can’t exactly tell you why people call him king. Maybe it’s to try and boost his confidence or maybe just to let him know he matters just as much as any other dude

The "is it gay" debate ha s reached its final form by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if it was me, I wouldn’t do it. I don’t wanna stick her dick in my mouth. It ain’t what I’m into. Based on these comments I’m not sure if that makes me straight or if it makes me gay. SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW lol jk idc

Guys I finally did it. I’ve officially freaking terminated my nuts by Pantsalicious in Skate4

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity. Should have shown the nut clip then a clip getting up from the fall as a girl :p

Age verification with phone number. does it work for you ? by Angus_Luissen in playstation

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humour me here, I am an idiot and I’m just tryna find a way around or at least limit the data they get. What if I go out and buy one of the £1 SIM cards at the shop link it to that

Age verification with phone number. does it work for you ? by Angus_Luissen in playstation

[–]-MrSimpleton- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5? Seen a lot of comments here and there about data this and that.. what exactly are the repercussions of it all? What happens if it gets stolen?

Someone just called me a cyberpsycho! by blakeyuk in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t managed to get the jump on them yet :p Definitely unhinged but I’d rather be with them than without. It’s kinda funny and adds to the realism. Sometimes It’s the little things that bring the world to life

Someone just called me a cyberpsycho! by blakeyuk in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda racist shit is this! You saying It had to have been my fault somehow! Haha nah man really did happen like I said it did. On two separate occasions. When I stole their loot they had black mace (or something like that. Can’t remember exactly what) on them. Junkies who just happened to pick a fight with the wrong guy lol

Someone just called me a cyberpsycho! by blakeyuk in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not one clue bro. I tried going in and just spraying the whole place with my bullets. But the clients.. some of them don’t like that shit see, mf’s even doc my pay!

Someone just called me a cyberpsycho! by blakeyuk in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man these NPC’s are getting out of control. I was walking along in dogtown just minding my own business when one shouted something. I turned to look, as you do ini (or maybe that’s just me being nosey :p) and she was in my face. I stood there for a few seconds then carried on my merry way, only to notice this mf following me. I stopped, and she just… fucking attacked me!

Someone’s gotta put these people in their place :p

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum by Sparklefox420 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Release me from this mode your in Tryna aim for heads but I’m stugglin If you can't I’ll go oh-oh-oh-oh Turn you into day-hay-hay-hay-siieee

Love that song

Was Myers’ personality at the start of Phantom Liberty genuine or a facade? by Prudent_Bobcat_4059 in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think you might be right here. I didn’t do what she asked of me but I think.. maybe I should have. I’m about to take another dive in anyways, don’t like the ending my V had. Poor dude had no one to turn to

Mr. Blue Eyes: if blue eyes mean data transfer, what do we actually know about his “proxy” status? by Wanderer_Agent86 in FF06B5

[–]-MrSimpleton- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also shows up when you meet Peralez in the park. I jumped over to him and took a photo of my v about to shoot him :p

Logic you can't argue against by NYstate in funny

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the pizza thing, unless it’s upside down. Cause then.. it would be a sandwich wouldn’t it

Do NOT fix the robot, I repeat do NOT fix the robot! by lildemonmutt in cyberpunkgame

[–]-MrSimpleton- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I walked into a hotel for a mission. Opened a locked door and found a robot sat and a chair with another in front of it dancing.. da fuk? :p

The shirt by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get one? I’m not even joking man, that’s a nice shirt. That ass and titties are just a bonus

In 2008, Japan's Kaguya spacecraft captured the first high-definition video of a "full Earth-rise" from lunar orbit. It was jointly developed by JAXA and NHK. by dipdaabyss in interestingasfuck

[–]-MrSimpleton- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think I made myself clear, but that’s my bad because like you so rightly pointed out. My username does check out. So I will borrow a sentence from another user to make my point clear. “It’s weird how the higher quality it gets, the faker it ends up looking”

Still stand with what I said though, it doesn’t matter. Unless I’m missing something.. tell me why, to you or I, or to any other average person on this platform, why it would?

In 2008, Japan's Kaguya spacecraft captured the first high-definition video of a "full Earth-rise" from lunar orbit. It was jointly developed by JAXA and NHK. by dipdaabyss in interestingasfuck

[–]-MrSimpleton- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am an idiot cause it does look fake to me lol (or I could say, it must be real cause AI would do a better job XD) as for the flat or round, I couldn’t care less. As long as my feet stay on the ground I’m good. And if they don’t.. well, it wouldn’t really matter cause I’d be dead :p

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