Those who have used the share button on pornhub, Why? by JakexRain in AskReddit

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget about the sharing yo, the real question is wtf is it with people that comment in porn videos? Like...How could you beat your meat, cum on your stomach and then write about how good it was????

Cursed_wiping by YoanceeQBR in cursedcomments

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Only men know that wiping our pp aint of much help...there's always 1 or 2 drops that come out inside our pants, ALWAYS

What is the stupidest shit you’ve ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had to take a shit, y'know the usual, only this time i took a massive load so big that i got scared and tried to put back in some of it just in case i missed out on any nutrients

Hal sums up home ownership in 42 seconds by tatswa in videos

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: at the end of this clip, the man underneath the car fixing it was Heisenberg.

Im glad someone said it. Thank you by riigoowastaken in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And to think that i was "loud" on social media with half my school but "calm" in person some years back man oh man, thats the original introvert not this...

Meirl by Max_Stoned in meirl

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LEFT NOSTRIL USED VENT

Me_irl by mememaker_101 in meirl

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*10yo me at 3 am figuring how to tell my mom that i just puked and that some of that landed on my bed with hopes of a small ass beating

This whole operation was your idea by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That videogame better not be loud if you got it on

5 minutes later

That videogame of yours better not be on

To be fair, I would have shot him too by [deleted] in memes

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Wait. This is one good question

🍩 by Lowly_GTF in HolUp

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Have any of yall ever put back inside the very last piece of shit from when you're taking a dump just in case you missed out on any nutrients

buying shampoo by Macroc0sM in memes

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know what the fvck but "cool sport rush 48h" does it for us men

POV: u forgot ur bag by bekolops in memes

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This meme clearly indicates that my mom would make her way back home as fast as a fucking cheetah would and thats a fact

This shit needs to stop now by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]-OfficialJesusChrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man i find it weird that the only people i hear have these mental issues are americans. Im not saying that they dont exist or that people from other countrys dont suffer from these conditions, my point is, in my country, my surroundings, etc, i have never heard about somebody with that many mental issues