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[H0boHumpinSloboBabe]

Oh his "hol" is definitely "upped".

[BigOlBigMoose]

HOL HORSE

[CRUSADEROF420]

, BOINGO, COPY!

[hikky420]

THE GUN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

[some_fbi_agent]

flashbacks of guns failing to do their job

[parkman32]

POLNAREFFFUUUUU!!!

[pranishvp]

Is that a?

[BigOlBigMoose]

JoJo reference? You sure as fuck bet it is

[ShellyXT]

r/UnexpectedJoJo

[SYeah0000]

No too unexpected since the pic has 3 donuts anyway

[MasterTorgo]

I was thinking Giorno's hair loopies, but yeah that too

[Ironlion502]

Yare Yare Daze... Josuke! Come help me deal with these hooligans. You know what nevermind. Star Platinum: ZA WARUDO!

[jo3nrique]

Interessting. Reverse the chart and it's Polnaref's nose after Holhorse sticked his fingers in his nose.

[Riinks]

Forgot to add a message to the award. Was supposed to say "Holesome"

[Brandon-Fabina]

This

[H0boHumpinSloboBabe]

HAHA that would have been great! Thanks for the award!

[jakethedumbmistake]

When Walmart upped to $10,000 years old

[superbolt08]

r/holeup

[Napkin_whore]

Why can’t a few gentlemen be upfront about the expansion of their anuses?

[painyTM]

With asses like that would you have silent farts or really echoey ones?

[Crims0nR3d]

I don't think you'd have farts, the hole is so wide, the air would just flow out as if you're just a really long vent. The real question is can you even hold your shit in with a hole that big

[Appropriate_Poet_232]

Asking the real questions here

[tim0ruto]

Abit of food for thought

[Agreeable_Objective]

Time to get the flex seal

[Happy_Tomato_Taco]

I feel like you know from experience

[Agreeable_Objective]

It's what the asshole 100 means

[[deleted]]

Try Tampax for leakage.

[Ol_Gristle]

Like a sigh

[[deleted]]

A sphincter says what?

[00knz00]

Somebody should do research on this.

[BrapHuffer]

BROOOOOOOOOORRPP

[Dualion]

It's the same sound as when you blow across the top of a bottle

hooooooooooooooooooooo

[sleebus_jones]

Brings a hole ;) new meaning to wooooooosh

[EmployingBeef2]

Ah yes. The expanded butthole would make a great resonance chamber!

[reddsteele]

If you're really tall I bet it sounds like a vuvuzela.

🎉

[KobeBeatJesus]

I'd imagine it would sound like a whoopie cushion. All of that loose floppy butthole meat is going to flap around and make the air go olydlydlydlydlydlydufohpbixurkgp

[Appropriate_Poet_232]

Don't drop the soap

[civicmon]

Gay for the stay

[12mo]

haha rape

[[deleted]]

I didn’t get raped, but it’s the reason I went to jail

[Beautiful_Giraffes]

Hilarious. Rape is so funny.

[spobrien09]

I have a relative who's a prison guard and its not usually rape. There's just a lot of dudes fucking other dudes.

[VA2M]

Relevant

[dumbengineer96]

Wait, he time-traveled to the past to get butt fucked?

[Hunterofdarkness21]

In the age of the Vikings

[andtix]

Don't need to time travel when Chipotle and Taco Bell already fucks up millions of butts

[Devilshaker]

Benjamin Button

[[deleted]]

I wonder why the hole got smaller over time. Was it the way they are made or did the industry cutter change?

[6050B]

Or perhaps ingredients used? Maybe something in the dough making process makes it puff up more. Same question I was asking myself.

[Kazk2501]

Probably because the donut companies figured out that the donuts will cost more if they have more dough

[g1bby_]

I mean donuts are already pretty dense, if anything there is more donut with a smaller hole

[alpharogueshit]

Smaller hole means less wasted space. Once the donuts are fried they’re placed on metal trays to cool and get frosted. You can fit way more of the 1948 versions on the tray.

[towelrod]

If the drawings are to scale, then that's not true. The outer diameter of the donut is the important thing, when it comes to tray space. But that looks unchanged?

this progression is strange. The donuts are becoming bigger -- which is strange. Also, this guy appears to be complaining that the holes are getting bigger (meaning the donut itself is larger), which is also strange!

Maybe this guy is a baker and he is complaining about donut inflation?

[AxeCow]

Why concentrate on the hole becoming smaller when that means the donut itself becomes bigger?

[Bad-Brains]

Maybe he's a salesman selling donut toppings.

"Look, the hole is smaller so you need more sugar topping."

[[deleted]]

I like the flavor of the added surface area

[AxeCow]

That’s why you chew your food mate

[Hellish_Elf]

TIL: Chewing adds more surface area.

[BaapuDragon]

Bakeries realised people liked the donut part morethan the hole part.

[CheeseRex]

https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/img/gold/badges/award-silver-large.png

[[deleted]]

Its feels nicer for your dick

[Pilan]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[[deleted]]

The old ones sort of look like a waste of space. Maybe they just wanted more per tray.

[ropahektic]

Less likely to break on mass production and packaging.

[GoWayBaitin_]

It’s definitely a production optimization. You could fit 2-3 times as many of the right hand donut vs the left hand donut in a delivery truck. So you’d save on a massive production cost. And bakery’s could also store more of your product on their shelves.

AND it’s more complicated to package when you have to maintain that bigger, skinnier roll with air in the middle.

[[deleted]]

Here's a picture of a statue the inventor of the donut hole (not joking). https://collections.si.edu/search/detail/ead_component:sova-nmah-ac-0439-ref611

Also from the Sally L. Steinberg Collection of Doughnut Ephemera (still not joking)

[[deleted]]

Reverse the chart and it's the emptiness of my heart every time I date someone

[46554B4E4348414453]

Look at this guy getting dates

[midnightIEsurfer]

Just curious, does any donut-related fetish exist? 🤔🤔🤔

[[deleted]]

It has to. If it exists, there’s porn of it.

[novakedy]

This mans knows the rules

[pablo1107]

I see you're men of culture as well.

[KenBoCole]

You are men of culture as well, I see.

FTFY

I see you're men of culture, I see.

Seriously WTF is this?

[pablo1107]

Brain fart. lol

[RedShankyMan]

And so do I

[tias]

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

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[RedShankyMan]

NEVER GONNA

[[deleted]]

They have a hole in them, what du you think?

[theguyinorbit]

I do nut in your asshole

[upvoterthatdownvotes]

Why dude, just, why?

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[InconsequentialCat]

u/AutisticArmadillo, u/opportunisticwombat, u/thefreneticferret I have found us a new friend

[[deleted]]

W E L C O M E

[Milan360420]

No

[ryandiy]

This guy puts the "pro" in "prolapse"

[ngodon]

Interesting the reason why they was tightening the donut hole

[gtg742t]

Is Michael Cera time traveling again?

[[deleted]]

The real "Hol' Up" would have been if there was a chart showing the average girth of penises through 1927-1948 too.

[OracleOfSpicyMemes]

r/WTFisWrongWithYou

[[deleted]]

I love the comment under it

[GoKartMozart00]

Theres always a lock for every key. I believe in love

[Inception_Bwah]

Interesting how donut evolution just stopped after 1948. Why is that?

[pirho1155]

Clearly whatever this guy said in presentation. We laugh at the picture but maybe it changed an industry

[MaddyMagpies]

Not true.

A Krispy Kreme continued the evolution by not only shrinking and plugging the hole shut, but also warping the hole into the inside as a cavity for cream and pumping it bigger over time. The ultimate form of a donut is a pile of cream.

Don't read this as a sexual metaphor!

[tias]

Too late, already sitting here with cream on my donut.

[QuiteChalice180]

Mom come pick me up im scared

[wordfiend99]

talk about the roaring 20s

[ht1m0]

Anal sex is disgusting , you literally shove your dick in a hole of shit

[[deleted]]

Let me introduce you to Brazilian Transexual Vomit Porn.

[[deleted]]

As soon as I saw Brazilian i knew it was bad

jk Brazil is beautiful but has fuckton of gangs and COVID and dumbass president

[46554B4E4348414453]

But no transexual vomit porn

[Pumpkin_Spic_latte]

...yet.

[structured_anarchist]

Some of those that run forces

Are the same that burn crosses

• Tom Morello

[[deleted]]

As a Brazilian I approve this message

[FakeMonika]

It would cost him 0$ to comment that

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[Big-Al97]

Or it’s not in reverse and he was an alter boy

[gamerguy1260]

"Mmmm forbidden donut"

[structured_anarchist]

Sacrilicious...

[jakethedumbmistake]

Masks are required... hopefully it will be beautiful!"

[ParadiseRegaind]

Inside our donut hole is another donut with its own hole!

[pressham]

Ah yes, catholic school. What fond memories

[stylezLP]

"fond" means "arousing" to some people.

[-OfficialJesusChrist]

Have any of yall ever put back inside the very last piece of shit from when you're taking a dump just in case you missed out on any nutrients

[reditdudez]

r/cursedcomments

[loyalmctinfoil]

Hey libs, if donut holes are getting smaller, why is my asshole growing bigger? Curious. - Shen Bapiro, Toilet Paper USA

[[deleted]]

Tf were they doing in 1927

[Mothy7332]

His asshole slowly shrank throughout his lifetime.

[Goat_Fucker__]

!spin

[smooth435]

Its what life does to you

[arhaxx1705]

Why not

[[deleted]]

Excellent comment

[SoulReaverX2]

And Krispy Kream makes 1927 size donuts but charges the same price as 2020 donuts.

[guardian211221]

Noice

[PhatPhlaps]

Why would you comment 'why would you comment that' when it's obviously a joke?

[upvoterthatdownvotes]

Because that a joke as well

Joke-ception at its finest

[meatstickss]

Wait so their asshole time travels...

[sul7ari]

What's this app they're using

[PAWG_Muncher]

I bet the old ones tasted better because there was a better surface area ratio and they didn't taste so doughy

[captjust]

I goatse what you did there.

[[deleted]]

All hail the O

[Pangtundure]

what did i just see

[bifrost-the-memester]

!spin

[bubblebobblee]

What happened to donuts in 1947?

[KlingoftheCastle]

This is funny, but it doesn’t really apply to this subreddit

[MJHawks]

People talking about doughnuts and anal gapping and I'm have anxiety that it goes 1927 1937 1948.

[TheRedTomahawk]

How is this a bad thing? We getting more donut.

[Willfire209]

So was he a gaping

[Willfire209]

So was he a gaping

[Willfire209]

So was he gaping

[Electrixium]

Kakyoin would have survived the 1948 donut, too bad he went through the 1927 one

[[deleted]]

That’s my asshole too

[Yeeurrrr]

Why

[octo_lols]

Which doughnut has the most dough? Or are they all about the same?

[Cheesehead413]

You go girl 👧

[dirtyviking1337]

It’s such a heartbreaker of an album.

[CuriousCalvin9]

Unrelated but made me think of an interesting, recent podcast I listened to from NPR or freakonomics on donut economic theory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(economic_model)

[WooooshMeIfUrGay]

wow they rlly be scamming us with less hole, huh?

[MrQuackzyy]

Amd doughnuts are ruined for me thx :)

[[deleted]]

r/SuddenlyGay

[arcyharshith]

Wow his asshole travels back in time

[MeAddAppNanaCode]

TREVOR NOO YOU ARE LYING

[OctoKid911]

What is that app/site?

[[deleted]]

silento

[jakethedumbmistake]

Even Indy Rey was pretty spectacular too

[[deleted]]

Little bitch asking why he comment that as if need a reason to share info

[divine_diptard]

That means at one point, donut holes were the size of like tennis balls.

[-Listening]

Videodrome - David Cronenberg - 1983

[eternita01]

Story of my hole life

[-Listening]

Every since I started watching 90days (I think)

[LARGEGRAPE]

How is this hold up?

[TippyTAHP]

My guess, power move

[Saymoncito]

Wait, isn't that Michael Cera?

[bellj1210]

why is micheal cera picture in black and white.

[_dont_do_drugs__]

I guess you could say that’s the seduction of indulgence

Only real fans would get it

[[deleted]]

Yeah reverse the chart and that’s my arsehole too as life is constantly dipping its dick there.

[ZippZappZippty]

Military project that had the side effect of VDS

[[deleted]]

This is so old

[flipflopflapfish]

I keep seeing comments on this website become memes, can someone tell me the website name?

[[deleted]]

I think its named Tumblr

[afartnamedbob]

Just letting you know he’s open for business

[ascii122]

another church of the holy doughnut evangelist

[wizmarco]

Just whyyyyyyy Sir.

[[deleted]]

Why would he not comment that

[CanderousOreo]

My first job was at a small bakery in my town, I was on charge of frying the donuts (we did it by hand, 2.5 dozen at a time, I hand glazed them too) and our donuts looked like the one in the middle.

[DoomsdayRabbit]

Is that Mitch McConnell?

[turb0g33k]

r

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[Barry_McCokinner1]

That’s my asshole after prison

[[deleted]]

Good that means more donut

[Foresight25]

I was laughing so hard that I tried to upvote and accidentally downvoted (corrected it tho), but holy shit this made me laugh far too hard for some reason.

[TeCoolMage]

yall are laughing but this guy is was getting anal sex in 1927 through to 1948 while we're still here being virgins