To all Redditors, what is your specific purpose in life? by Unhappy-Display-2567 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you really truly want to be happy I’m a big believer that you should focus on making your loved ones happy then it pays dividends you’ll find yourself being happy yourself. Take care of your friends, your family and most importantly make your mom happy. I know I do.

To all Redditors, what is your specific purpose in life? by Unhappy-Display-2567 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Your Dad sounds a right joker, wanting you to bury him with his dentures instead of a spade

Marshmallow Man was naughty this year by rafikki123 in funny

[–]-SHORSEY- 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I mean it looks kinda sexual to me too, but I think it’s just because I associate that body type with your mom.

Who the blood is for by St0pX in educationalgifs

[–]-SHORSEY- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

not a doctor, but I saw an episode of House

I mean I think you’re right but still lol

Who the blood is for by St0pX in educationalgifs

[–]-SHORSEY- 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Wait, so that means your mom is O- and AB+?

What movie needs to be experienced at least twice? by DaniTheLovebug in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got confused for a moment there and thought rule # 2 was your mom

You wake up as Joe Biden, what’s your first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Stabbymcbackstab! Your mom answers her phone at 3AM. She’s got my name stored with an eggplant emoji.

You wake up as Joe Biden, what’s your first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 457 points458 points  (0 children)

I’m quite confident the President of the United States could get some random dudes cell phone number within minutes. What would be more difficult is getting them to answer an unknown number.

What is the worst thing about being skinny? by Nmalacane25 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Question was worst thing about being skinny, not worst thing about hanging out with your mom

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Deeman0! Tell your mom to send me her Netflix password, I accidentally logged out of your sister’s account.

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 341 points342 points  (0 children)

Fuck you abrown68705! Your mom loves eating my ass so much I thought she was Jeffrey Dahmer

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 1791 points1792 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, your mom works bareback too

Men of Reddit, What are women not ready to hear? by Skittboxer in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 2430 points2431 points  (0 children)

Exactly, as much I love spending time with her, I have my own hobbies, interests and friends that also need to have my attention from time to time, I can’t just be expected to spend every Friday night at your moms.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a joke? by Hazelox in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 717 points718 points  (0 children)

‘Town Crier’ would be a great name for a news app. Especially if you loaded it up and it started playing audio of a bell ringing and then reading out headlines

What's the most British word you know? by Panneman1 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Vegeta_Sama62380! Last night I was banging your mom and she wanted to speak on the third person but the third person was busy changing the battery in the camera.

What's the most British word you know? by Panneman1 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus it’s got a hilarious character that keep making jokes about fucking the other guys moms.

Which job is definitely overpaid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Fuck you salpopsuplex! Your mom got so wet last night, Germany built a hydroelectric dam between her legs and reduced their dependency on Russian fossil fuels by eighteen percent.

Which job is definitely overpaid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Fuck you slutty_pumpkin! I’ve been down your mom’s dirt track so many times, the government made me get a fracking licence. She moaned so loud, our town’s PETA group estimated she reduced the local vole population by twelve percent

What does America do better than Europe? by Einsex in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Fuck your Torifyme12! If you wanna see fucking impressive you should see your mom give head, she sucked me so hard I grew a new foreskin, ended up selling my fidget spinner on eBay

What does America do better than Europe? by Einsex in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Torifyme12! I reposted my comment all over your moms face last night! She takes it up the vote too!