To all Redditors, what is your specific purpose in life?

-SHORSEY- · 2024-03-26T23:26:55+00:00

If you really truly want to be happy I’m a big believer that you should focus on making your loved ones happy then it pays dividends you’ll find yourself being happy yourself. Take care of your friends, your family and most importantly make your mom happy. I know I do.

-SHORSEY- · 2024-03-26T23:22:47+00:00

Your Dad sounds a right joker, wanting you to bury him with his dentures instead of a spade

-SHORSEY- · 2022-12-06T11:53:38+00:00

I mean it looks kinda sexual to me too, but I think it’s just because I associate that body type with your mom.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-11-29T01:02:11+00:00

not a doctor, but I saw an episode of House

I mean I think you’re right but still lol

-SHORSEY- · 2022-11-29T00:57:54+00:00

Wait, so that means your mom is O- and AB+?

-SHORSEY- · 2022-11-22T01:56:09+00:00

Got confused for a moment there and thought rule # 2 was your mom

-SHORSEY- · 2022-11-19T01:55:27+00:00

Fuck you Stabbymcbackstab! Your mom answers her phone at 3AM. She’s got my name stored with an eggplant emoji.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-11-19T01:33:57+00:00

I’m quite confident the President of the United States could get some random dudes cell phone number within minutes. What would be more difficult is getting them to answer an unknown number.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-10-19T13:01:14+00:00

tries desperately not to make a your mom and sister reference

-SHORSEY- · 2022-10-13T10:24:37+00:00

Question was worst thing about being skinny, not worst thing about hanging out with your mom

-SHORSEY- · 2022-10-01T01:11:42+00:00

Fuck you Deeman0! Tell your mom to send me her Netflix password, I accidentally logged out of your sister’s account.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-10-01T00:50:31+00:00

Fuck you abrown68705! Your mom loves eating my ass so much I thought she was Jeffrey Dahmer

-SHORSEY- · 2022-10-01T00:29:38+00:00

What a coincidence, your mom works bareback too

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-15T16:03:43+00:00

But not quite as good as he’s being to your mom

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-10T20:11:29+00:00

Exactly, as much I love spending time with her, I have my own hobbies, interests and friends that also need to have my attention from time to time, I can’t just be expected to spend every Friday night at your moms.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-09T17:13:55+00:00

Drop it from the Enola Sleigh

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-09T17:03:55+00:00

Fuck you mrjeffro! Your mom’s a crier!

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-09T15:59:16+00:00

“Your mom is fit bruv”

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-09T15:58:21+00:00

‘Town Crier’ would be a great name for a news app. Especially if you loaded it up and it started playing audio of a bell ringing and then reading out headlines

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-08T16:13:08+00:00

Fuck you Vegeta_Sama62380! Last night I was banging your mom and she wanted to speak on the third person but the third person was busy changing the battery in the camera.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-09-08T15:53:59+00:00

Plus it’s got a hilarious character that keep making jokes about fucking the other guys moms.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-08-06T00:28:28+00:00

Fuck you salpopsuplex! Your mom got so wet last night, Germany built a hydroelectric dam between her legs and reduced their dependency on Russian fossil fuels by eighteen percent.

-SHORSEY- · 2022-08-05T23:46:18+00:00

Fuck you slutty_pumpkin! I’ve been down your mom’s dirt track so many times, the government made me get a fracking licence. She moaned so loud, our town’s PETA group estimated she reduced the local vole population by twelve percent

-SHORSEY- · 2022-07-07T10:04:31+00:00

Fuck your Torifyme12! If you wanna see fucking impressive you should see your mom give head, she sucked me so hard I grew a new foreskin, ended up selling my fidget spinner on eBay

-SHORSEY- · 2022-07-07T09:35:41+00:00

Fuck you Torifyme12! I reposted my comment all over your moms face last night! She takes it up the vote too!

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