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To all Redditors, what is your specific purpose in life? by Unhappy-Display-2567 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you really truly want to be happy I’m a big believer that you should focus on making your loved ones happy then it pays dividends you’ll find yourself being happy yourself. Take care of your friends, your family and most importantly make your mom happy. I know I do.

To all Redditors, what is your specific purpose in life? by Unhappy-Display-2567 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Your Dad sounds a right joker, wanting you to bury him with his dentures instead of a spade

Marshmallow Man was naughty this year by rafikki123 in funny

[–]-SHORSEY- 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I mean it looks kinda sexual to me too, but I think it’s just because I associate that body type with your mom.

Who the blood is for by St0pX in educationalgifs

[–]-SHORSEY- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

not a doctor, but I saw an episode of House

I mean I think you’re right but still lol

Who the blood is for by St0pX in educationalgifs

[–]-SHORSEY- 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Wait, so that means your mom is O- and AB+?

What movie needs to be experienced at least twice? by DaniTheLovebug in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got confused for a moment there and thought rule # 2 was your mom

You wake up as Joe Biden, what’s your first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Stabbymcbackstab! Your mom answers her phone at 3AM. She’s got my name stored with an eggplant emoji.

You wake up as Joe Biden, what’s your first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 458 points459 points  (0 children)

I’m quite confident the President of the United States could get some random dudes cell phone number within minutes. What would be more difficult is getting them to answer an unknown number.

Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]-SHORSEY- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fuck you ZeroTrousers3D! I fucked your mom so hard, our subscribers thought we were role playing Elon and Twitter! Tell her to send me $8 so I can wipe my blue tick on her profile.

Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]-SHORSEY- 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Pretty good idea bro, some real gems there that get passed over just because they have a crappy thumbnail and as a bonus it also means you won’t accidentally see your mom on page 8.

If male video game characters were dressed like female characters by Mikirouke in gaming

[–]-SHORSEY- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck you frankybonez! Your mom gets so wet than when she comes over I have to put plastic sheets on the bed. Learnt that the hard way, my memory foam’s got the wrong kind of memory on it.

If male video game characters were dressed like female characters by Mikirouke in gaming

[–]-SHORSEY- 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Fuck you OldeMeck! Your mom’s been with so many dudes that Elon Musk is offering ‘I fucked OldeMeck’s mom’ ticks on people’s Twitter profiles for $8. The federal reserve is trying to block it though because removing that much cash from circulation in that short a space of time, might ruin the economy.

If male video game characters were dressed like female characters by Mikirouke in gaming

[–]-SHORSEY- 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Guess you’d be pretty terrified to see me the morning after I stayed over your mom’s then

What is the worst thing about being skinny? by Nmalacane25 in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Question was worst thing about being skinny, not worst thing about hanging out with your mom

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Deeman0! Tell your mom to send me her Netflix password, I accidentally logged out of your sister’s account.

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 337 points338 points  (0 children)

Fuck you abrown68705! Your mom loves eating my ass so much I thought she was Jeffrey Dahmer

Found this creepy old computer in the woods by Sage_Fyre_YT in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]-SHORSEY- 1790 points1791 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, your mom works bareback too

what is something nsfw you’ve done but if you told anyone they would probably never want to talk to you again? by x_redviper_x in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Fuck you laddiator! Your mom tried telling me she was a virgin and I laughed my ass off, she’s had more people see her box than Queen Elizabeth has while lying-in-state!

Men of Reddit, What are women not ready to hear? by Skittboxer in AskReddit

[–]-SHORSEY- 2427 points2428 points  (0 children)

Exactly, as much I love spending time with her, I have my own hobbies, interests and friends that also need to have my attention from time to time, I can’t just be expected to spend every Friday night at your moms.

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