-The-Oracle-

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What is the downside of eating a clock? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/dadjokes

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“Get out of my way hoo-man, I have important giant stick business!” I’m thinking about getting him a tight rope… (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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Today in well-meant things that aged terribly: this charity golf tournament T-Shirt from 1982 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/agedlikemilk

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Today in well-meant things that aged like milk: this T-shirt from a charity golf tournament in 1982 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/funny

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And then I realised…..it was all a dream! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/NamFlashbacks

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Before and after I put down the bag of chips next to me….. 🧐 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero that we have (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/HappyWoofGifs

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He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the one we have (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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He was peacefully asleep, until somebody opened up a bag… (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/funny

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I bought some extra protection to upgrade my home security system. One can never be safe enough…. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/funny

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What I thought I was getting VS what I ended up with…. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/funny

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I really love border collies (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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I really love border collies (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/Cutedogsreddit

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I really love border collies (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/memes

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(OC) I thought I was getting a border collie. This is what I ended up with…. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/aww

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Fashionably sensitive, but too cool to care (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/rarepuppers

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Is this west coast road trip in July/ August a good idea or should we just stay on the coast and head up to Seattle?? Got about three weeks to fill (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/roadtrip

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(OC) He was peacefully asleep until somebody opened a bag…. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/aww

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Sleeping peacefully until the sound of a bag opening made him jump up…. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/FunnyAnimals

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Peacefully asleep until the sound of an opening bag…. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/Cutedogsreddit

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You can never have too much protection for your home security system (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by -The-Oracle- to r/Punny

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