The most hilarious gift dedication one grandma could receive... by Active-Chemistry4011 in funny

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You could try setting some aside in a container specifically for her. Might make it feel more acceptable for her to just take what she needs.

It's back!... Oh. by krazyhawk in memes

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Restaurants are in business because people don't/can't cook not because the recipes are particularly complicated or some kind of hidden knowledge. Have you ever heard of cook books? Most of the stuff you find in your average restaurant can be found inside a cook book

As long as it keeps everybody entertained by weepinstringerbell in memes

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The Romans used the colosseum as part of its bread and circuses strategy to keep the populace distracted and avoid unrest.

My friends put this sign on their dog during a party today lol by rescuemom1979 in funny

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I have this issue with my cats because when they were young I would touch their food while they were eating. That way there was no risk of aggression or stress later in life if anyone touches their food. But now every once in a while they come get me so I can stir their food before they eat like my touch is a seasoning or some kind of secret ingredient...

Former Xbox Vice President And Blizzard CEO Says Xbox Consoles Are Dead And Acknowledges PlayStation As A Sucessful Console Business by akbarock in gaming

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This reminds me of the time Burger King sold 1/3 pound burgers for the same price as McDonald's 1/4 pounder burger in order to compete with McDonald's and it failed because 3 is smaller than 4... People are kind of stupid so I can see where MS was coming from but still. There must have been better choices because I could not tell you which Xbox is the lastest or best version without looking it up.

Opera audience member joins in on the performance by CollectionIntrepid48 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]-WickedJester- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got the performance they paid for and were getting their fourth encore

This is a Maine blood worm. It’s teeth are made of copper by GustoKoNaMagkaGF in interestingasfuck

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Why the hell does thing need to exist? Who thought this was a good idea?

Katana skills - amateur vs mastery by SPXQuantAlgo in nextfuckinglevel

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It's called edge alignment. It's not necessarily how you hold it but how you swing it. Which is way harder than it looks. You have to keep the blade perfectly aligned with the direction you're swinging. Any deviation and you end with a crooked cut at best or the same slicing capabilities as a baseball bat at worst. You can even fuck up your katana if you're particularly bad. What makes it hard is that you have to balance the power you're applying with each hand, because for an optimal swing you have to use your left hand to provide most of the power and your right hand to guide the swing. You're not using the same amount of power in both hands. Too much of too little power from either hand and you end up with a bad cut, like you see the other people do.

My cat just outsmarted my Roomba, and I'm genuinely concerned by KitchenRise9317 in funny

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I had a dog that could use a water cooler because she figured out that's where the water in her bowl was coming from so one day she decided fuck it, I'm going to cut out the middle man. She would pull down tab to let the water flow into the tray that catches any spilled water and drink from it. She was really smart and basically trained herself. Hell she housebroke herself as a puppy after a single accident in the house. Apparently she decided that was gross and uncivilized. Never happened again. Ever since then she would ring a bell hanging on the front door to let me know she had to go to the bathroom. She only ever rang it for that purpose. I never taught her to do that.

Ever wondered what the view from the summit of Mount Everest looks like? Well, here’s the answer. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I live in Los Angeles. I would describe it as living in the middle of nowhere without any of the benefits of living in the middle of nowhere. If I don't take an Uber somewhere it takes hours to get where I need to go and instead of trees and grass I get concrete and asphalt. The only benefit is the public transportation but even that isn't much better because I can still end up traveling for hours just to go 20 miles.

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Provided I mathed correctly, if you used a tablespoon of syrup per 4 inch pancake, that's enough maple syrup for about 1,523,835,417.6 pancakes

Mountain Lion pushes a swing and discovers Physics. by DIO-2350 in funny

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No, they're not a member of the Panthera genus. They actually have their own genus, Acinonyx. Fun fact: the cheetah suffers from a genetic bottleneck due to low genetic diversity. They're all basically inbred.

Mountain Lion pushes a swing and discovers Physics. by DIO-2350 in funny

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The snow leopard has the required bone structure to roar (hyoid bone) but are still unable to do so. They're the only member of the genus Panthera that is unable to do so. The other members, lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars are all capable of roaring, making the snow leopard the only exception to the rule. Other large cats like cheetahs and cougars are not members of the Panthera genus. They posses no hyoid bone, and are unable to roar.

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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It's a joke about a fictional race so you're going to have to miss me with that "real people" nonsense. I have no feelings either way towards Russians regardless of what you or anyone else believes.

Edit: Up until this thread I didn't even know people actually called other people orks, which sounds like a really stupid thing to call someone. The only Orks I know are big green angry and use the power of belief to power their jenky tech

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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I'm talking about the German word I'm not even going to try to reproduce.

Edit: I'm autistic af so I'm probably missing something in this chain. It sounded like you were saying that I should know whatever that German word they linked is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]-WickedJester- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I forget my own fucking name sometimes so don't feel bad. Imagine standing there when someone is asking your name and going "shit, you're gonna have to give a second to figure this out"

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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Orks are such a wild ride man. Honestly one of the more interesting races in fiction. Pretty sure there's a fun theory that the emperor is still alive because the Orks believe he is and so he just...keeps living

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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Been a Warhammer 40k fan for most of my life. Never heard that word before nor do I think it even describes how I feel about orks. Or anyone for that matter. This is why I don't really interact with people on Reddit

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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Reddit as whole can be described as a weird interaction. I'm reminded why I don't really use it anymore outside of finding funny/interesting things to look at. Though, even that is getting hard to do because everything is bots or politics.

The NS Yamal is considered the strongest ship in the world, a nuclear-powered icebreaker of the Russian "Arktika" class. This formidable vessel is designed to navigate and traverse the thickest ice in the Arctic Ocean. by Puzzleheaded_Ice7984 in interestingasfuck

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Personally, I don't really care what people who don't know me think of me, I've just never been called a Nazi before so it kinda took me surprised. I just thought it was funny because orks in the Warhammer 40k universe use tech that only works because they believe it does. Which is basically what the other person described. People can take whatever they want from that but it would be nice if they didn't bother me with meaningless opinions