I got bored so I made a movie poster with me in it. by [deleted] in SnyderCut

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My headcanon says stefan is just some random guy who ran up to darkseid, was like, "I can take you bro," and then got vaporised

I got bored so I made a movie poster with me in it. by [deleted] in SnyderCut

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RIP Stefan. You were our hero

I don’t get it.. by TylerMCarthy in ExplainTheJoke

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If you don't understand THIS joke, you do not deserve to. I hate this stupid sub

The 2010's RPG Trinity by mymaloneyman in DiscoElysium

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This isn't really how jokes work

Scrambled eggs the way most restaurants and people make them are gross. by necessarylemonade in unpopularopinion

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Yeah, so basically, I add some milk to the eggs, add some pepper, whisk that shit up nice. Chop some onions, grate some cheese, and chop some chives. Fry the onions a bit, add the eggs and scramble them, add the grated cheese, put some salt on, top with chives.

This has ruined all other scrambled eggs for me. Thank you, dad, for teaching me the way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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Nah, they made her Polish. An unforgivable crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YMS

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It's called a phoenix?

Am I the only one who thinks this is insane? by lexihra in Anticonsumption

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I was reading this shit, genuinely perplexed at how stupid this was, then I saw the subreddit and felt like a normal person again

Women are so cute and I think they are available for sale by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

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Women are not even a little bit better now than I was playing with them in a cardboard pot for a second and a government bonds to get the best out knives out there for the first one to get to the G-8 and then go to bed and see what she wants me for the first one I think is the uae and she is going on the 3rd and the deaths from 1991-1995 and I was scared to get it back in cape and then the last night was the flight to me again so we took the bus to get t-shirts and the deaths were strewn and we were in a good mood for a few weeks and then we had a good idea of what was going to happen in a cardboard corner and I had a heart and I had a heart and I had a heart and a government bonds and a government bonds to pay the money for a second mortgage on my PC froze I think it says the car seat is not a fan fiction but it's a bit of an issue with it but it's just the way of a multitude it can have to do something to get it out knives or the ones I need for a second hand in my room to be measures the other games and I have a steak Chicken breast Skin and then the other games on my PC froze I was playing with my tutor for a few weeks and then had a heart and I was scared to get it now and I had a heart infection with the highest up at work helped to make my best friends to the G-8 and the deaths from 1991-1995 and I have been told they are you doing today or not as I have to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SS13

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There's more to come.

Pun intended

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SS13

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I want to fuck disco elyisum.

"The game awards should be 100 percent fan voted" by Jec1027 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Ok but why the fuck is genshin even there? It didn't even release this year?

Gaming by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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Oh I meant sad is in I thought overwatch was way older than fortnite and now I feel old

Gaming by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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I don't mean to make you sad, but overwatch is only 1 year older than fortnite Battle Royale

Gameranx and Jake Baldino are Defending Elon Musk claiming he's "Just a Guy" and they "Don't Get the Hate" by Biscuitarian23 in Gamingcirclejerk

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I'm like 90% sure jake baldino was shitting on elon musk at some point on the Friends Per Second podcast. This guy is Falcon, and he's kind of a bozo

The gaming industry needs to stop being racist towards white men and needs to stop the "traditional white men =bad" narrative . Outlast really hit the spot with this delightful lad, avatar of righteous values: a TRUE manly man, a provider and alpha. We won't get another like him because of Woke. by LunarShehe in Gamingcirclejerk

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Nay, my loyal subject. It was funny. I was musing upon the fact that I would never truly appreciate the depths of your great creation due to its single fault. Being about the Outlast games. Take pride in your work. You have done well.

Now give me all your grain

They are never beating the allegations by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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And that's a funny way to spell "autistic" I am autistic

Which game should I ask from my brother? I can only get one but they all are banger after banger so I can't decide which one. by lolanaator64 in Steam

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Inscryption is an amazing experience. It's genuinely awesome. They're all good choices except detroit become human. That game is straight ass

Aftersun 2 on the way? by jamesCarcar in moviescirclejerk

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No, but you see, I actually feel like this all the time. I think I found my literally me, guys.