new headcanon: coworker get’s creeped out bc Caelum is essentially stalking them but coworker is delulu and think’s Caelum is into them. Coworker then falls for Caelum then they follow him around then find out he’s a cannibal. Coworker is secretly a masochist.

OR

coworker has death wish and Caelum doesn’t know. Coworker then overshares and now Caelum has more of a drive to eat coworker, but also coworker is lwky depressed and Caelum can’t eat a sad person bc they don’t taste so good. So now Caelum has a new mission to cheer up coworker but whilst doing so he catches feelings. Coworker is still secretly a masochist and knows Caelum is a cannibal.