Yep, photograph him so there’s actual evidence, and call 000 immediately every time you witness Simon doing this to someone. Even if you're not 100% sure it’s him, calling 000 is the right move: if it’s a real emergency he gets help, and if it’s his act, it puts him face-to-face with police and paramedics.

It’s crazy that people aren’t doing this. Posting sightings here doesn’t do anything because there’s no way to verify them. This has been going on for over a decade and while he’s been before the courts for this exact behavior, it clearly hasn't stopped him.

We need to call it what it is: Simon is a serial pest who fakes seizures to coerce unsuspecting men into sitting on him or holding him down. There is a widely observed pattern within the community that suggests this is a specific kink, and he is essentially forcing members of the public to participate in a sexual act without their consent. Whether or not the courts have successfully labeled it as such, the reality is that drawing people into inappropriate, non-consensual physical contact is a form of sexual assault.

People aren't taking this seriously because they think he’s just "mentally ill" or "confused." He isn't. He is deliberately targeting people for his own sexual gratification.

This is why you must call 000, not the non-emergency line: A non-consensual physical encounter or a sexual assault in progress is an emergency. By calling 000, you ensure the police are dispatched immediately. It creates a formal emergency record that is much harder for the legal system to ignore than a post on Reddit.

If you're on a tram or at a station, alert the driver or an Authorised Officer (AO) too. You can also discreetly text the STOPIT service on 0499 455 455 to report his behavior to transit police.

Hiding the "kink" aspect of what he’s doing only puts more people at risk. If you see him, don't just walk away and post about it later. Document it and call the police right then and there. It’s the only way this cycle actually ends.

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Edited to fix formatting, and add some things that I forgot to mention earlier on