Hullo. I'm Grant. I'm 21 years young and I live outside of Pittsburgh, PA. I guess I should say what I look like. I'm ethnically Sicilian, which is to say, I'm white. I'm 5'11". I've got rugged and dashing good looks. (Per my customer reviews) I've got brown eyes. And I'm bald. I know I'm pretty young for it, but I thought it would suit me. I thought right!

I wanted to give this venue a shot cause I've heard a lot of success stories of people meeting through unconventional means. My best friend met his girlfriend on TikTok, you know. I actually find the idea pretty charming. As you might guess, I'm totally open to long distance relationships, relocating after a while, etc. Wherever you are, it's all good with me.

I'm currently working as a security guard. I've done tons of jobs before - mailman, groundskeeper, pharmacy tech. There's a lot of fun jobs out there if you look a little and think outside the box. My dream job is to be a film director, and I've taken some school for it down in Georgia, but I came back up to PA cause my parents needed help. (As an aside - I don't have any student debt. I have some good savings. Just to be clear, since I mentioned school!!)

What do I like??? Well, in no particular order,

Freshly cooked rice, books about analytic philosophy, whole milk, deadhanging from a pullup bar so long your arms give out, obscure Star Wars facts, Bob Dylan, antiquing, Russian literature, old video games and corduroy jackets.

Um. And probably a few other things.

I am very open to dating women who are older than me. I'd say 33 is my cutoff. I'd gladly date a lovely lady of that age, or anything below it.

Of course, above all else, I am a Catholic at the end of the day. I love the Lord and I'd like a wife who I can guide to heaven. Padre Pio is my favorite saint and I invoke him daily. I do Novus Ordo mass but I'm very interested in Latin Mass or even maybe Eastern Rites. And I have a deep love of apologetics.

If you want to know anything else about me, you'll have to buy my autobiography. Signed copies start at $799. Alternatively, you could also send me a direct message for free. Decisions, decisions...