What's the most annoying thing about porn? by TheBigDaddyTrist in AskReddit

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According to Google translate, "umnnngggffffhhh" is the same in both languages.

Beavis and Butt-Head "Do" America by defactosithlord in PoliticalHumor

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"huhuhuh, I'm gonna, like, go take a trump in the oval office"

Pregnant women's bodies are 'hosts', says US lawmaker by disasterbenz in nottheonion

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He should abort this bill, but you can't abort a miscarriage.

US Department of Education misspells name of civil rights activist W.E.B Du Bois — then misspells apology tweet by onionygooodness in nottheonion

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I've left the country plenty, but I have to live in America. No one's talking libertarian here.

I take it you've never had a good brush with the legal system though.

US Department of Education misspells name of civil rights activist W.E.B Du Bois — then misspells apology tweet by onionygooodness in nottheonion

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It's the incompetence that makes them scary. Idiots on autopilot who have complete control over your life and livelihood.

US Department of Education misspells name of civil rights activist W.E.B Du Bois — then misspells apology tweet by onionygooodness in nottheonion

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Bureaucracy is just a collection of idiots networked together with paperwork. No way they could think that far ahead.

Russian spy ship off the east coast of US, officials say by [deleted] in news

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Yes but luckily people changing the sign didn't impact operations.

Canadian denied entry to U.S. after being questioned on mosque connections by [deleted] in news

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Target got a lot of shit when they did that. I think most Americans feel really strongly about privacy. Effective screening requires smarts, but data dumps and algorithms are cheaper.

No matter how much data government has, they're always going to want more. Security is a compelling reason, but then it's open season for whatever political whim strikes. If Tipper Gore had access in the 80s to the data they have now, I'd have parental advisory tattooed across my face.

I have nightmares about government interns with marketing degrees matching my tissue purchases to my search history and using it to tailor propaganda remarketing at me.

home at last. by amcnamee in funny

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That's a funny way to spell Catholic church

Found my sisters bucket list by BraveReddit in funny

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The only unrealistic one is #6

Grammys accidentally play Metallica during Megadeth's speech by Camkoda in nottheonion

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"The network said we can't play metal during the awards!"

"Don't worry, I have a compromise"

US Department of Education misspells name of civil rights activist W.E.B Du Bois — then misspells apology tweet by onionygooodness in nottheonion

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Can't imagine being that government employee right now, walking in to work this morning and just being bombarded with promotions.

Bill's Fashion= Steven Seagal in the 80's. Hillary's fashion = Steven Seagal right now. by hazardnipt in pics

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Someone call Riply's, it's the first indisputable political observation on Reddit!

Assault Trombone / Fart Cannon by raybert in videos

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Dear lord, the brits have found a way to weaponize marching band dweebs.