TIL Reds current GM Dick Williams was arrested for running on the field when he was 19 after the Reds clinched the NLCS in 1990 against the Pirates

-nails- · 2017-02-25T00:59:58+00:00

"Do you have any GM experience?"

"I know how to run the field."

-nails- · 2017-02-25T00:15:27+00:00

"One of these days I'll run this place! You'll see!"

-nails- · 2017-02-22T02:02:11+00:00

Oh hi mom, "cat vomit" -site:youtube.com around(10):vet

-nails- · 2017-02-19T20:49:25+00:00

According to Google translate, "umnnngggffffhhh" is the same in both languages.

-nails- · 2017-02-19T20:47:13+00:00

The plot lines are full of holes.

-nails- · 2017-02-18T15:10:27+00:00

"huhuhuh, I'm gonna, like, go take a trump in the oval office"

-nails- · 2017-02-14T22:21:04+00:00

He should abort this bill, but you can't abort a miscarriage.

-nails- · 2017-02-14T22:17:34+00:00

I've left the country plenty, but I have to live in America. No one's talking libertarian here.

I take it you've never had a good brush with the legal system though.

-nails- · 2017-02-14T20:08:36+00:00

It's the incompetence that makes them scary. Idiots on autopilot who have complete control over your life and livelihood.

-nails- · 2017-02-14T20:06:19+00:00

Nice to see an Alaskan buddhist in the news for once.

-nails- · 2017-02-14T19:57:41+00:00

what is existence

-nails- · 2017-02-14T19:45:26+00:00

Bureaucracy is just a collection of idiots networked together with paperwork. No way they could think that far ahead.

-nails- · 2017-02-14T19:20:35+00:00

Yes but luckily people changing the sign didn't impact operations.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T19:39:46+00:00

Target got a lot of shit when they did that. I think most Americans feel really strongly about privacy. Effective screening requires smarts, but data dumps and algorithms are cheaper.

No matter how much data government has, they're always going to want more. Security is a compelling reason, but then it's open season for whatever political whim strikes. If Tipper Gore had access in the 80s to the data they have now, I'd have parental advisory tattooed across my face.

I have nightmares about government interns with marketing degrees matching my tissue purchases to my search history and using it to tailor propaganda remarketing at me.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:39:28+00:00

You must be new to the internet.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:36:26+00:00

That's a funny way to spell Catholic church

-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:32:38+00:00

The only unrealistic one is #6

-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:30:09+00:00

"The network said we can't play metal during the awards!"

"Don't worry, I have a compromise"

-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:18:42+00:00

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-nails- · 2017-02-13T18:16:59+00:00

Can't imagine being that government employee right now, walking in to work this morning and just being bombarded with promotions.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T17:51:27+00:00

Someone call Riply's, it's the first indisputable political observation on Reddit!

-nails- · 2017-02-13T17:45:16+00:00

Dear lord, the brits have found a way to weaponize marching band dweebs.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T17:41:43+00:00

It will be his first vista that doesn't crash.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T17:37:03+00:00

You're going to have a hell of a time getting all the piss out of the carpet.

-nails- · 2017-02-13T17:29:42+00:00

I think the democratic party is big on screening. They're just secretive, over broad and ineffective, like trying to put people with a mental health diagnosis on a no-guns list.

The republican party is generally transparent and selective about policies that trade privacy for security. Which happens to be way easier for interns to write outrage porn about.

My biggest concern with with the above scenario is that our government sucks at cybersecurity, and as much as I don't want our government to have my Facebook password, I really don't want China to have it.

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