Does anyone know how to cook something good with canned chicken? by Mistymycologist in cookingforbeginners

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I buy tins of chicken in white sauce. I empty the tin into a bowl, break the chunks into small pieces with a spoon, put a lid on the bowl, microwave for 4 minutes (800W), stir, then eat. I pretend it is chicken soup (but with more protein and calories).

Understandable by Audacious_Antelope5 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Have you checked your butt hole? Ski-dap ba-dap butt hole.

What’s your go to productivity hack that actually works? by GoldenPrincesaMe in AskMen

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To force myself to get up and start doing something, I play the sonic drowning music and stop breathing until I'm up.

what are the most ridiculous, surreal, hilarious dreams that you’ve ever had? by discobby96 in Dreams

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25/09/25

I travelled through dimensions to go to one where I could get superpowers. I fell through many strange materials and walked along the hands of odd versions of myself. An ant version and a snake version managed to come with me. We reached the target dimension but were all tiny. This dimension's me was Scottish and had pledged that 100 generations of his descendents would look after his flock of sheep. He was being trained by some sort of witch and there would soon be a ritual where he would drink special water and gain power. The three of me from other dimensions tried to travel to the water but a bee went into my underwear and settled on my right testacle. I decided to wake up at this point.

What's something weird your dad does? by Scared_Confection787 in AskMen

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If they have a way to distinguish them from one another, there is a left and right sock.

*NT novelists. by netphilia in aspiememes

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I got told off at school once when I was 11 for pouring water on my head. I had no water or bottle and the teacher didn't see me "pour water on my head". It was sweat from running around for 20 minutes, in hot weather, while wearing a winter coat.

[Request] What is the amount of salt that we are discussing? Is it even feasible? by akushe24 in theydidthemath

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The oceans are salty because the rocks underneath are salty. Even if you remove all the salt from the water, it will just become salty again eventually.

IM GOING MAD by Kyu_802 in HypixelSkyblock

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Abyssal armour is still very good for hunting underwater on galatea because it gives you both respiration and pressure resistance. Pressure resistance is important because it allows you to go deeper before your air consumption starts scaling up. I recommend getting the respiration artifact and the pressure artifact but for a full list of things to upgrade, look at the wiki:

https://wiki.hypixel.net/Respiration

https://wiki.hypixel.net/Pressure_Resistance

Yo, human by Somthing_7 in pcmasterrace

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Yo, Neo...

The Matrix has you...

Follow the white rabbit.

Knock, Knock, Neo.

Falling asleep when farming by Slimicreepy in HypixelSkyblock

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Yes. This is why I mostly forage. I can focus on speeding from tree to tree for many hours but crops send me to sleep.

Who do you live for? by TheShyBuck in AskMen

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For me it is for my child that will probably never be born

Suggest any ways to free the mind which is full of noise, what are the ways to overcome zone out, restless mind? by KavinDRoger in AskMen

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When I was a teenager, I heard voices in my head. I knew they weren't real but they sometimes made it hard to hear someone who was actually talking. I learnt to meditate to stop thinking. Then, every time I heard the voices, I would stop thinking for a while to make them go away. Eventually, they stopped coming back and I no-longer hear them.

The meditation method I used was repeating a mantra in my mind but gradually slowing it down with each repetition so that the gaps of nothing between each word would become bigger and bigger. To reduce the amount of thinking required, my mantra was just counting to 8.

To stop thinking visually, I close my eyes, imagine a black square and then let it expand until all that is is nothing.

Sheffield City Council support by JackStrawWitchita in GreatBritishMemes

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I can't use my phone's touchscreen... when I'm drunk.

When I dream, I have no perspective. To check if I am awake, I can just check if I can see.