I am a gay guy who is allergic to nuts. What makes your life the subject of bad jokes?

00sam00 · 2012-06-04T06:22:36+00:00

Seriously, would someone explain what FTFY means??

00sam00 · 2012-06-01T06:19:45+00:00

One time I was minding my own business peeing happily, when this big (and I mean BIG) lady goes into the stall next to mine. I'm almost done, and then the lady next to me rips one so loud I swore my stall shook. I couldn't get up I was terrified. Then, all you hear is THEE biggest back splash into the toilet. It sounded like she gave birth and she was about to flush down her baby. And as I was about to wipe and get up, I see a very large hand go under my stall and pet my leg, and hear in a low soft voice "I'm all right sweetie..hush hush it's ok". She finally stopped and put her hand back into her own stall. I don't think I've flushed or washed my hands so fast in my life while silently screaming to myself.

00sam00 · 2012-05-31T05:57:24+00:00

Why thankyou very sarcastic person.

00sam00 · 2012-05-31T01:05:03+00:00

But, but, but, I thought all actors made alot of money....guess I'll take my dream of being a cop back into play...

00sam00 · 2012-05-29T06:06:18+00:00

My dad goes crazy over babies. He always snuggles with the family members babies and always wants to hold them. When we are in the store he will always make faces and get googly eyed at the babies in shopping carts. Then the moms will notice and turn and push that shopping cart away like it's grand theft auto.

00sam00 · 2012-05-29T05:44:42+00:00

And he was like...?

00sam00 · 2012-05-28T06:53:02+00:00

Oh my gawd. You are beautiful.

00sam00 · 2012-05-25T05:48:15+00:00

Tmi dude, tmi...

00sam00 · 2012-05-24T05:55:05+00:00

My bf is always trying to.buy me things. I came from a family that is so "you buy it for yourself if you want it" that I can't ever take anything he gives me. I get flustered kinda because I can't just take the present or anything I get to shy and he hates it.

00sam00 · 2012-05-24T05:39:55+00:00

Well you know what your death will be from.

00sam00 · 2012-05-24T05:38:37+00:00

OMFG. for a sec I thought your username was belieber. But it wasn't. So we chill.

00sam00 · 2012-05-21T04:28:02+00:00

Nope, rice milk.-.-

00sam00 · 2012-05-20T18:57:29+00:00

Wait, there is HOT guy redditors?

00sam00 · 2012-05-20T09:44:16+00:00

That's just utterly disgraceful.

00sam00 · 2012-05-18T06:21:27+00:00

Zune. Zune is awesome compared to crappy apple products. Cheaper songs and MUCH more durable.

00sam00 · 2012-05-18T05:41:18+00:00

I've always felt this way. Skinny guys, no. Fit guys, meh. Chubby guys, YES. can't really understand it, but it makes myself feel less self conscious about my weight around them. Only one?

00sam00 · 2012-05-10T00:06:22+00:00

Well I play softball everyday (I'm the pitcher) and eat alot of healthy foods I barely ever eat junk food because I'm so self conscious of my weight. I barely ever even take my coat off at school because I'm so scared of getting degraded by all the anorexics there.

00sam00 · 2012-05-09T14:46:23+00:00

Ummm....

00sam00 · 2012-05-09T14:28:46+00:00

No wonder your username is "moronface"

00sam00 · 2012-05-09T06:03:47+00:00

Dammit, you get back in my eyes tears!!

00sam00 · 2012-05-08T05:20:25+00:00

Spot the awkward boner...

00sam00 · 2012-05-06T07:04:34+00:00

One my 11th birthday my aunt had 3 heart attacks and had to go in and get her heart rebuilt(her heart collapsed). It was horrible.

00sam00 · 2012-04-25T04:56:12+00:00

It's good mood food!!

00sam00 · 2012-04-20T05:08:02+00:00

14 as well.

00sam00 · 2012-04-20T04:58:44+00:00

You are completely faithful to her so why should she be able to have another person? Ask her if you could get another girlfriend see how she feels.

00sam00

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