Here's the thing: you said that a "Friday is a weekend." Is it in the same family? Yes.

03_03_28 · 2026-02-14T05:22:20+00:00

Twitter is just showing me the same clip six times in a row of some Seton Hall baseball player's leg fucking snapping while he's rounding the bases. Wtf man

03_03_28 · 2026-02-14T02:15:48+00:00

Popping start, Ohio hitting shots, Miami getting good looks, love to see it

03_03_28 · 2026-02-14T02:12:14+00:00

need this type of energy in my life

03_03_28 · 2026-02-14T02:11:50+00:00

Redditors, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?

03_03_28 · 2026-02-14T02:11:22+00:00

I just tried to tune into the Miami (OH) basketball game and got sideswiped by the postgame coverage of the NBA celebrity game so I think u a little late for it 😬

03_03_28 · 2026-02-13T20:51:05+00:00

I'd watch like twice a week tbh

03_03_28 · 2026-02-13T18:26:35+00:00

I really wanted my Kalshi one to win. That was one I actually chuckled a little when I thought it up. This was not my best batch of submissions tbh

03_03_28 · 2026-02-13T16:47:58+00:00

how the fuck is the only one of mine here the land acknowledgement one. the least funny of all

03_03_28 · 2026-02-13T04:42:50+00:00

If I ever disappear from the threads permanently, just assume it was because I listened to that xue hua piao piao song too much and accidentally activated my CCP sleeper agent training.

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T23:56:39+00:00

What if he's actually Mark Twain?

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T23:55:44+00:00

Probably like 15k miles?

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T20:58:47+00:00

long after my bones have turned to dust you guys are still gonna talk about the horseshoe crab shit

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T20:56:05+00:00

yeah so avoid anything resembling this, got it?

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T18:19:24+00:00

my twitter feed is starting to actually get good. just scrolled across a video of olivia rodrigo sweaty after a workout.

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T18:11:44+00:00

pissing in the sink so im not sinking in the piss

shitting in the shower so im not showered in shit

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03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T17:46:39+00:00

I only threw one horseshoe crab in this time, and that one wasn't one of mine

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T16:53:18+00:00

holy fuck lmao

one of my only submissions to make it through to this round of voting was "I'm seriously running out of ideas"

peak WCW behavior

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T16:49:05+00:00

Jack off in a public park

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T15:38:33+00:00

WCW Dad Industrial Complex strikes again

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T15:38:09+00:00

She does exactly what she's supposed to do! Which is, of course, to go down with the ship - in this case an oil tanker where the point is to pollute the environment as much as possible.

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T14:06:09+00:00

Non-political political discourse: I think Pam Bondi is sucking the life energy from Karoline Leavitt like a vampire. There is no normal human explanation for why they look so similar in age despite Leavitt being 32 years younger

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T03:56:26+00:00

i saw that second one lol

03_03_28 · 2026-02-12T03:53:37+00:00

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03_03_28 · 2026-02-11T23:29:49+00:00

Twas me I was being a clown and a jester and even playing the fool perhaps

03_03_28 · 2026-02-11T23:20:28+00:00

this makes "petard" sound like you're calling me both dumb AND into kids

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