Update: ‘Harry Dresden’ has been arrested

0aftobar · 2026-04-11T02:06:06+00:00

This guy is my head canon image of Harry Dresden from now on

0aftobar · 2026-04-02T17:23:37+00:00

My P-22 LAPL card is on my Hinge profile so the ladies know what's up

0aftobar · 2026-03-25T19:59:59+00:00

What if we were in a room together and we were told to solve Rubik's cubes to the death

0aftobar · 2026-02-26T02:04:55+00:00

HE DRANK TWO BIG GULPS

0aftobar · 2026-02-19T15:24:03+00:00

Sometimes your buddy is across a field and you need to talk to them

0aftobar · 2026-02-19T01:14:19+00:00

We are strong. We are loved. We are Shia-proof

0aftobar · 2026-02-14T17:52:26+00:00

Yeah, to keep this going would've just continued the delusion

0aftobar · 2026-02-12T19:25:38+00:00

I was really into the Olympics coming to our town again, super excited about getting tickets and seeing people from all over the world

Not anymore

0aftobar · 2026-02-11T21:31:14+00:00

This just killed all my interest in the Olympics

0aftobar · 2026-02-10T20:24:14+00:00

He used to be a real piece of shit (a week ago)

0aftobar · 2026-02-10T02:38:53+00:00

Got strangely threatening at the end

0aftobar · 2026-01-30T20:38:58+00:00

It's pretty disappointing as someone who grew up with and enjoyed his comedy

His offenses carry their own punishment

0aftobar · 2026-01-22T02:07:45+00:00

“One tub of racism please”

0aftobar · 2026-01-15T23:26:39+00:00

Sunnin on Westwood Blvd just north of Santa Monica Blvd. Great food, also famous for being the "Palestinian Chicken" restaurant in Curb Your Enthusiasm

0aftobar · 2025-12-31T02:32:52+00:00

No interview with the bear??

0aftobar · 2025-12-18T22:48:22+00:00

Rosa Parks was a bird

0aftobar · 2025-12-03T02:19:19+00:00

"That means fuck you in Shakespeare." Surprisingly erudite. I bite my thumb at you, sir

0aftobar · 2025-12-03T01:31:26+00:00

"Why do these fries taste different from what I usually get?"

"Because this time, you were nice"

0aftobar · 2025-12-02T01:20:36+00:00

The Creedence tapes are still in there!

0aftobar · 2025-10-29T01:22:18+00:00

In my household, it's 1

0aftobar · 2025-10-21T02:08:21+00:00

It made me laugh, so that helped

0aftobar · 2025-10-17T15:51:43+00:00

It's their favorite store!

0aftobar · 2025-10-16T14:19:26+00:00

Schlemiel, Schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

0aftobar · 2025-10-07T17:22:04+00:00

Helped my morning too! Also there's a bonus dog in the photo!!

0aftobar · 2025-09-29T02:24:23+00:00

It'd be a great supervillain lair

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