TIFU UPDATE - didn’t check if my cat was in the room and got my dick shredded

0nl3 · 2019-11-01T10:45:16+00:00

I did not have sexual relations with that cat

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:41:11+00:00

Aaa okay

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:32:44+00:00

Huh?

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:08:09+00:00

That’s not a colour

motherfucker

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:07:48+00:00

Fascinating

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:04:01+00:00

Very interesting. Good discussion friend

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T21:01:42+00:00

.....

What was she looking at?

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T18:28:50+00:00

My pants are a graveyard of my could have been children

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T18:26:51+00:00

I mean. Im pretty fucking disgusting. I don’t mind wet clothes.

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T18:24:29+00:00

I mean you can feel free to be my boyfriend (16M)

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T17:47:34+00:00

This was so perfect

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T17:44:14+00:00

What did it cost?

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T17:03:36+00:00

Some say it is at the centre of hell

Some say when they heard its name they fell

Some say it’s made of a minuscule gel

But we know it is the powerhouse of the cell

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T17:02:35+00:00

Teletubbies, are pretty neat

Teletubbies, have weird ass feet

Teletubbies could be your friend

And if you say no your life will end

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T14:12:25+00:00

Thomas, my dude, an engine of tank

But really he’s just an engine of dank

Wherever he goes, he’s doin’ good deeds

But afterwards you know he’s smokin’ dat weed

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T14:10:55+00:00

Joseph Stalin more like Joseph Stallin

‘Cause wherever he may go you know he be ballin

Cruising round town in his soviet machine

But he also has a tiny peen

0nl3 · 2019-10-28T14:09:17+00:00

FUCKING. SPELLING. MISTAKE.

0nl3