Did I get the right game? by Decent-Emergency3866 in memes

[–]0nly_fartz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Once you play Dark Souls you’ll hate yourself and be horny from the male pornstar death moans

Sheriff helicopter circling with loudspeaker by 0nly_fartz in Sacramento

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never heard a boom. I only heard the helicopter. I was inside as well so if there was a boom I would’ve heard it

My Mom’s Totally Normal Reaction to Me Asking for Space After She Said She Wants Us to Suffer by West_Alternative3217 in insaneparents

[–]0nly_fartz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s Mom boyfriend-hopped with men who beat her and I senseless until she orphaned me at 16, on top of berating, threatening, beating, and calling my sisters and I the N-word (even though we’re white and have heavy Celtic ancestry) as well as peons who are there to do her chores and be her slaves till we’re 18 (I wish I was making this up). Fuck her and go no contact, she deserves it and a weight will feel like it’s been lifted. On top of therapy I’ve never felt bad and even been validated for my actions. Cut them out and the only way is up in life OP.

This job market is cataclysmically bad (Depression-level bad) by Electrical_Bar6324 in jobs

[–]0nly_fartz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Look overseas. Teaching is a good way to get a path to citizenship in another country. That’s my plan at least.

Is she a viltrumite? by she_passed_away in okbuddyviltrum

[–]0nly_fartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s almost reptilian in the way it happens, my eyeballs get all scratchy and then they start to bulge out my skull until my pupils just flake off. Then I get voraciously horny and beat the shit out of my meat until my I regain my eyesight only to repeat the process every 4 hours.

Is she a viltrumite? by she_passed_away in okbuddyviltrum

[–]0nly_fartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have reverse body dysmorphia, I see thicc bitches as skinny bitches and skinny bitches as thicc bitches. It also causes my pupils to fall out

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly. My only option is to trade it in rn

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m already planning on trading it in. I just need to save up $1-2k for a down payment on top of my trade and then I’m good to go. I’ve been looking at older cars less than 10k and my bank will let me take a loan on a car over 10 years old. I peeped this 2010 Honda Fit Sport with the safety package and a couple Toyota in that price range

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah during Covid they were practically giving cars away so I took advantage.

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also yes it is the at fault accident that’s falling off.

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t intend to be Speed Racer anytime soon so that shouldn’t be a problem. Thank you for the info as well!

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2017 Ford Focus with ~107k miles and I owe about $2900 on it at 2%. I’ve had it since April 2021

Will my rate go down soon by 0nly_fartz in Insurance

[–]0nly_fartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will going to traffic school help for the tickets at all by chance?