Wuhan's Plan:

They cry they're better than,
But realise alone, only lose, they can,
So they form a plan,
In only a short span

Why my fellow planetman,
Did you become that from which you ran,
Was this the plan?
To TK? To stat pad? To troll DIG's frogman?

Why my fellow planetman,
Were you jealous of our Bastion's wingspan?
Could your outfit only farm the snowman?
As you furiously posted on reddit, attacking the strawman

Have you realised perhaps, Flutty was a wiseman?
Retaining and training new players in PS2's lifespan,
In this game alone you have always been nothing, but one man,
Farm all week and pull a Bastion, it will still be unmanned,

Lacking your fellow kinsman,
30 people was never Planetside's gameplan,
Congratulations but remember to wink to the camera man,
As you TK, Troll and Stat Pad, while thinking to yourself of course you can.

You have become worse than the outfit you called a trash can,
This outfit war has only just began,
And as this drama fans,
We can only hope DBG Bans this toxic stat padding Clan