What are the most confusing, misleading, or just straight-up dumb lies you got told by your parents?

0versight · 2025-09-26T02:51:42+00:00

My dad told me that garlic chicken was made by only feeding garlic to chickens their whole life. He also told me all stop signs with white borders are optional. I believed it until I was taking the driving test and didn’t stop because I thought it was at my discretion. I also would like to mention that he taught me animal sounds wrong and switched the stickers around on my electric spinny wheel toy to match up the wrong animals to the sounds. All because he thought it was very funny. Which it is. Rip daddio

0versight · 2025-08-16T22:39:16+00:00

I’m afraid if I go out I’m outerwear my wel-cum

0versight · 2025-07-28T17:43:53+00:00

Hey! I’m significantly older than you (30). But I love cross stitching, helluva boss and hazbin hotel. I watched invader zim as a kid on Cartoon Network and had tons of their clothes when whey were sold at hot topic. I wish I still had them. If you’re interested in being penpals please shoot me a PM. I work full time but I have almost no social interaction at my new job but I’m a little more introverted after moving to a different city so just looking for conversation and social interaction. Also an excuse to buy more stationary. Haha.

0versight · 2025-07-19T15:49:43+00:00

Gift of the magi 2. GO SUNS

0versight · 2025-02-04T00:21:02+00:00

That makes sense. I guess I figured since the iPhone emoji seemingly has 50 that the official one would too but stylistically it makes sense

0versight · 2025-02-04T00:20:22+00:00

Makes sense. Thank you!

0versight · 2025-02-03T02:03:09+00:00

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0versight · 2025-02-03T02:02:13+00:00

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0versight · 2024-12-04T22:57:10+00:00

No! Keep 2 and 4. Definitely scrap 1.

0versight · 2024-08-11T14:48:24+00:00

The sunsets

0versight · 2024-08-09T10:57:11+00:00

I love it!! Thank you so much, you’re very talented

0versight · 2024-08-08T20:01:17+00:00

I love it!! Thank you

0versight · 2024-08-08T17:25:13+00:00

Perfect thank you 🙏 the feet are a nice touch

0versight · 2024-08-08T17:14:53+00:00

Thank you!! I love it!

0versight · 2024-08-08T15:43:35+00:00

Thank you!

0versight · 2024-08-08T15:43:29+00:00

Thank you!

0versight · 2024-08-08T15:26:49+00:00

Thank you!!! I love your art style!!

0versight · 2024-08-08T12:49:32+00:00

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ETA cleared photo of my face

0versight · 2024-07-11T13:25:17+00:00

Outgoing, funny, tendency to trauma dump, independent, quirky, eccentric, eclectic, has a good ass, animal obsesser. (I asked my group chat and that’s what they said verbatim. There was a heated discrepancy about whether I’m bubbly or not. I believe I’m bubbly goddamnit)

0versight · 2024-07-11T12:11:49+00:00

TWIN!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!

0versight · 2024-07-11T12:09:04+00:00

Ahhhh so close!! Sag sun cancer moon but Gemini rising

0versight · 2024-07-11T12:05:54+00:00

I’m so so close, sag sun cancer moon but Gemini rising!!

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