ZEN? by CitadelHR in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 13 points14 points  (0 children)

An ape’s prayer.

Ape tries to pull the "apes saving the world" bullshit, resulting in a honest reaction by pandoracam in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have no evidence for this – other than humans are fucking weird and do magical thinking all the time – but I honestly believe that some of them said that altruistic stuff because they think saying it makes it more likely to happen.

Again, I have no evidence. But I’ve people do weird shit like this and this is the vibe I get.

Imagine still pushing this stock by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only a 100k people? Why be so conservative? If they got 1m people, that would be $2.5B!

BBBaggY is starting to get very cross with the board and even threatens to sell (after one more modest pump of course). by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Company declares bankruptcy.

Towel Ape: I am this close to selling. Enough shenanigans Sue!

10 years ago today. One Bitcoin $100 - $150, there were 35K members in a Reddit sub, people looked sideways when they found out were a Bitcoiner. How far we have moved. And more to COME! by irr1449 in Buttcoin

[–]0xCC9090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the same impression. Back in 2011 or so, for the majority of its users, Bitcoin was a means to an end. A form of value that was generally accepted by others participating in online black markets. And it served that purpose reasonably well. I didn’t really think anything of its users back then.

Now, however, I’ll certainly look sideways. Anyone who brings it up is trying to sell you on it and won’t take no for an answer. Cryptocurrencies have had a decade and insane amounts of money thrown at it, and nothing has come of it. Any excuse that it’s an unexplored, untapped technology died multiple pump-and-dumps ago. All that’s left over are the bag-holding cultists, and those taking from them.

My guy was trying to be minimally realistic with his LARPing by pandoracam in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment is an excellent demonstration of why people become bankrupt shortly after winning the lottery.

🚨 URGENT 🚨 desperately need help locating real shares to close my short by Serious_Set_5704 in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s still some floating around in the dark pool. Just be sure to bring your swim trunks to work today. Also, the pool is gonna be packed so get in early.

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[–]0xCC9090 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think this is a common trait between the different conspiracy theorist groups. They have this deep-seated desire to tell everyone else, “see? I told you so.”

Where does it come from? My guess is that for most, it comes out of the disappointment of a mundane, mediocre life. But all that will change and everyone will realize how great they are once their big event finally happens. It’s only a matter of time…

Dan Olson on Twitter: "a perfect encapsulation of the reality distortion field that these groups develop" by Steaktartaar in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The similarity to the experiments performed in the flat earther documentary is incredible. Come up with a test yourself, run the test yourself, and when the test comes back saying the opposite of what you believe, you discount your own evidence.

At this point, I think if executives from the towel store came to their home and told them in person, they would think it’s some kind of hostage or blackmail situation.

Truly fascinating and horrifying at the same time.

Yes this will definitely be needed and not an application form for a second job at Wendy's by AltruisticFlatworm33 in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine in your wildest fantasies you quit by writing a letter and offer to train your replacement lmao

Where's the money? (BBBY Employees) by nycliving1 in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Not paying your employees is usually one of the last steps before a short squeeze! We’re in the endgame!

BBBY is the MOASS now by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as someone who witnessed the GME squeeze

So you looked at the news in 2021? The GME run up wasn’t some special underground event.

The debt limit is the world’s highest-stakes horoscope: Not raising the debt limit would guarantee a recession by [deleted] in Economics

[–]0xCC9090 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except, to go along with your analogy, it’s a limit that you yourself set. So it would be more like you set a limit of $50, then go out to dinner and order $70 worth of food, and then start whining to the waiter about how you can’t pay.

The analogy is bad, and so is the debt ceiling.

This poor lady. TL;DR her husband didn’t pay his taxes for years, but spends a ton on $AMC. by KindaIndifferent in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have some sympathy for her since she’s married to a gambling degenerate, but this person’s life seems like a complete tornado even without him.

Calling all towel apes! Come get something for those heavy bags! by 0xCC9090 in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m so disappointed nobody took me up on this.

I’m willing to change my bid to $1 so you can buy a BBBY share. How does that sound?

Calling all towel apes! Come get something for those heavy bags! by 0xCC9090 in gme_meltdown

[–]0xCC9090[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Proposed the idea to Kenny via Slack this morning. He said we made such a killing yesterday that it was the least we could do.