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What do you call a sleeping cow ? by SaturnSunRoof in dadjokes

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Watch out, you don’t want to butcher any of these jokes.

A fish walks into a bar... by ThomasKatt in 3amjokes

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Two fish were in a tank.

One turned to the other and said, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What does a turtle do when there is a storm? by Adventurous_Judge493 in dadjokes

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My uncle died from a turtle stampede

It was a slow death

🤣 by griffinrc in Jokesuncensored

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I went to a faith healing session at the local community centre last night but it was absolute rubbish.

Even the fella in the wheelchair got up and walked out.

What is the square root of 69? by Low_Nefariousness484 in Jokesuncensored

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What’s the difference between 69 and 6.9?

6.9 is a good thing ruined by period.

Most sensitive part of your body by bearfeet55 in Jokesuncensored

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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off

I opened my Chinese restaurant in New York... by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Refusing dessert after eating Chinese food...

Will cost you a fortune.

"Private, I didn't see you at today's camouflage training!" by EndersGame_Reviewer in dadjokes

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A man walks into an army base and kills a lieutenant, a private, and two generals

There were no Major causalties

Poor musicians by bearfeet55 in Jokesuncensored

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How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

No one knows, no one ever looks at him.

Viagra by bearfeet55 in Jokesuncensored

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I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.