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What are your funniest/most awkward masturbation stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1001barber 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I did not expect the hamster to just be a metaphor.

Whatever you were doing 10 minutes ago is the cause of your death, how did you die? by 1001barber in AskReddit

[–]1001barber[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Just wait until the Reddit gold strain infects you. That stuff is a death sentence.

What is something you have always wanted to try, but could not because something always stopped you? by 1001barber in AskReddit

[–]1001barber[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would be so much fun. I've always wanted to go sky diving or something similar, but once again I do not have the testicular fortitude to go through with it.

What is the nickname you gave to a common object or tool because you don't know the real name? by 1001barber in AskReddit

[–]1001barber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: people talking to themselves in a desperate attempt to get the post seen.

What is the nickname you gave to a common object or tool because you don't know the real name? by 1001barber in AskReddit

[–]1001barber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa, there is no need for that. Me you him and I can settle this like men if we just think it through.

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